Electric Car Jokes

74 electric car jokes and hilarious electric car puns to laugh out loud. Read vehicle jokes about electric car that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Electric Car Short Jokes

Short electric car jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The electric car humour may include short new cars jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between elon musk and a lemur? elon musk made an electric car
    Lemurs Madagascar
  2. In a fit of rage, a friend of mine ran over a pedestrian with his electric car. He will be charged with battery.
  3. Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar? He would have made a gas car
  4. Why did it take up until last year for volkswagen to finally manufacture electric cars in the United States? Because it took them awhile to get the bugs worked out
  5. Apple is set to release their new electric smart car in 2024... It will be the first apple product with windows.
  6. Los Angeles announced plans to lease 288 all-electric police cars. Do you know where they'll use them? In Watts.
    I'll see myself out now.
  7. Did you know that when someone gets run over by a Tesla it isn't considered Vehicular Manslaughter? They call it electric car battery!
  8. Why did Madagascar decide to go fully electric with their vehicles? Because with these gas prices, they're mad at gas cars.
  9. I used to think I was good with jokes until I got hit by an electric car I did not hear that one coming
  10. Did you hear about new electric car from Germany? It's called a Voltswagen.
    (Credit for this: Alexa this morning)

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Electric Car One Liners

Which electric car one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with electric car? I can suggest the ones about self driving cars and car battery.

  1. Before Elon Musk got into electric cars... ... he was plain old Lon Musk
  2. Have you heard about Ford's new electric coffee car? It's the Mach-E Auto.
  3. What do you call an electric car that isn't moving? Static
  4. Why are electric cars so expensive? Because they charge a lot.
  5. A guy shocked himself trying to steal an electric car. He was charged with battery.
  6. One liner If you hit a person with an electric car will you be charged for battery?
  7. Can I use cash to pay for a new electric car? No, you have to charge it.
  8. Why did the electric car go to court? It was charged with battery
  9. Why did the electric car finish the race early? It had a short circuit.
  10. If Google made a car would it be electric? No, a search engine.
  11. Volkswagen just introduced a new electric car... It's called the Volts Wagon.
  12. My electric car fell off a cliff But it was ok, because it fell like a leaf.
  13. Parents are like future electric cars They can go for years without recharging
  14. I wanted to buy an electric car And the prices were shocking
  15. Dodge is coming out with an electric car... ...the Battery Charger

Comedy Electric Car Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about electric car you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean self-driving cars jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make electric car pranks.

3 Engineers

Three engineers are driving down a country road. The engine shudders and stops, and the driver coasts the car onto the shoulder and puts the car into park.
They sit in silence for a moment before positing their theories--
The electrical engineer says, "This is definitely electrical. Probably a problem with the wiring harness--"
The mechanical engineer says, "No, no... the rattle of the engine tells me this is a combustion problem."
The software engineer replies, "Either way, the first thing we should do is get out of the car, close the doors, and get back in again..."

Snow wife.

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park..." then the electric power goes out.
Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

Four engineers in a car...

Four engineers are driving to a conference when the car sputters and dies as they pull off to the shoulder. After a moment of silent contemplation, the electrical engineer says; "you know, I bet the coil's bad. We need to replace the core." The chemical engineer says; "you're nuts, it's obviously the fuel's gone bad. We need to drain the tank and refill." The mechanical engineer scoffs; "you're both wrong. Sounds to me like a valve lifter is froze. We're gonna need to rip the block apart."
After another moment of silence the three look back at the computer engineer who says; "maybe if we get out of the car and get back in?"

Charlie the Street Car Conductor

Long joke that is passed down in my family
So down in New Orleans there lived a man named Charlie. Charlie ever since he was a young boy wanted to grow up to be a streer car conductor. When he finally became old enough, he applied for the job and lo and behold he got it. Now Charlie was the friendliest street conductor that the city has ever seen. Not only did he never complain about his job, but also he greeted everyone who boarded his street car and treated them like family. Everything in his life was perfect for Charlie until one day he decided to operate the street car after having a few drinks. In his drunken state, he crashed the streetcar and killed all the passengers. After going to court Charlie was sentences to death by the eletric chair. When the day came for his execution, a gaurd visited Charlie's cell and asked him what he wanted for his final meal. Charlie replied, "I want a rotten tomato and a raw fish." After Charlie finished his meal he headed into the execution room and sat down in the eletric chair. The warden gave the order to pull the switch and the room went dark as thousands of volts passed through Charlies body. After the switch was thrown back it came as a suprise that Charlie was in fact still alive. Having no idea what else to do the warden let Charlie out of jail but banned him from ever operating a streetcar in New Orleans. Since street cars were his life Charlie decided "Hey I'll go to Japan, I hear they have fancy new street cars there." In Japan Charlie gets a job as a conductor again, but as before decides that after having a few drinks that he is still able to work the street car. To no suprise Charlie crashes the stree car and kills all the passengers. Charlie again finds himself in jail ordering his last meal. "A rotten tomato and a raw fish," he tells the gaurd. After the meal was eaten, Charlie was led to the chair and once again survives the eletricity. Because he wasn't dying, he was set free but banned from operating the street cars in Japan. Charlie thought to himself, "Well I heard San Francisco still has street cars operating so I'll go there." As you can guess Charlie ends up in the same situation and again orders the same meal " A rotten tomato and a raw fish," he tells the gaurd. The warden from San Francisco had heard of Charlie and his previous death sentences so before he brought Charlie in to be executed he sent a letter to the mayor asking to reroute the city's eletricity to the jail. The mayor approved and confident with his new found power the warden smiled and gave the order to pull the switch. The lights in the room burst from the overload and the smell of something burning overwelmed the air. The warden after a minute ordered the gaurd to shut off the chair and as the smoke cleared, there was Charlie same as always. Distraught with emotion, the warden told Charlie to get out of his sights. Charlie, tired of going to jail, finally decided that maybe he shouldn't be a street car conductor after all. So Charlie travels back to New Orleans and meets his friend Thibodaux at a bar. Thibodaux after a few minutes of small talk tells Charlie "Everyone has heard about the eletric chair incidents and I just gotta axe, how were you able to survive all them jolts of electricity through your body? Was there something you did that made you resistant to it?" Charlie looks at Thibodaux and says "I dunno, I guess I was just a bad conductor."

Three engineers were driving down the road.

An electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. (Shut up, just go with it). Suddenly their car sputters to a halt.
The electrical engineer says it has to be a problem with the electric system.
The chemical engineer thinks it's a problem in the fuel system.
Then they both look at the Windows engineer... He just says, "Perhaps we should all get out and back in again"

Came out of the store and saw a huge scrape down the side of my car. A couple of witnesses said it was a person in an electric wheelchair. They ran into my car and just kept on going. I just wanted to tell that person I will find you...

You can hide, but you can't run.

Three engineers

There are three engineers heading to their college reunion in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. The car breaks down along the way for seemingly no reason.
The electrical engineer suggests testing the electronics of the car and attempt to find out if a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting stopped up.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, comes up with a "Microsoft Solution": Close all the windows, get out, get back in, then open the windows again, then he's positive it will work!
Source: One of my old professors but, it's probably somewhere on the internet.

A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a software engineer are riding in a car...

when it breaks down. The mechanical engineer speaks up and says, "It must be the engine!" The electrical engineer says, "No, it must be the wiring." The software engineer finally speaks up and says, "Guys, guys... Let's just all get completely out of the car and then get back in."

Once there was this cruel maestro.....

He was very cruel and bad. Once as he was backing up his car, he rode over a little girl, killing her, but he didn't care. He was caught and sentenced to death by the electric chair. He was seated in the chair, the switch flipped, he was electrocuted, but amazingly he didn't die. So he was let to live.
After some days as he was backing up his car yet again, he hit another girl killing her instantly. But he didn't care. Again he was caught and sent to the electric chair, he didn't die and let to live.
But now the maestro was a changed man, he left his cruel ways and decided to follow the path of good. But to his bad fortune as he was again backing up his car, he accidentally hit a girl. He rushed her to the hospital but the girl died. Again he was sent to the electric chair, but this time, he died.
Do you know why?
Because at first a bad conductor and the electricity didn't kill him, then he became a good conductor.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch?
What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence?
What did the cow say when she got hit by a train?
"Why does everything always happen to meeee?"
Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Why do Africans prefer electric cars?

Because they are mad at gas cars!

Four Engineers get into a car.

The car won't start.
The mechanical engineer says: "There must be a problem with the gear box."
The electrical engineer says: "It must have a broken starter."
The chemical engineer says: "There must be something wrong with the fuel"
The IT engineer says: "Hey, let's all get out of the car and get back in."

Four engineers riding in a car -

it stalls. Mechanical engineer suggests a timing problem. Electrical engineer says bad spark. Chemical engineer offers poor fuel mixture. The computer engineer has no idea but "If we get out the car and get back in it may start

Did you hear that Apple are building an electric car?

They will making it lighter and thinner.

Four students are having a problem with their car...

Four students are having a problem with their car and are forced to stop on the side of the road.
"The ignition is damaged" says the electrical engineer.
"The fuel pipe is clogged" says the chemist.
"Engines is damaged" says the engineer.
"Lets just get out of the car and get in again" says the computer scientist.

I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs…

If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…

Four engineers get into a car.. The car won't start

The Mechanical engineer says: "It's a broken starter".
The Electrical engineer says: "Dead battery".
The Chemical engineer says: "Impurities in the gasoline".
The IT engineer says: "Hey guys, I have an idea how about we all get out of the car and get back in".

I heard that Dyson, the vacuum cleaner giants, are planning on making a new electric car...

I hope it doesn't s**....

Dyson is planning to release an electric car by 2020...

I bet they'll s**....

An electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer, and an IT admin are in a car that won't start.

Electrical Engineer: "It has to be the battery. Let's check that."
Mechanical Engineer: "No, I think it's the engine. Let's check that instead."
IT Admin: "How about this? Let's all get out of the car and get back in."

Kalahsnikov is making an electric and a hybrid car.

It'll come in two transmissions: automatic and semi-automatic

OC car joke

Why did Elon name his electric car the Tesla ?
Because Muskmobile didn't pass the smell test.

4 engineers repairing a car

*there are 4 engineers in a car but it doesn't start*
Mechanical engineer: the spark plug must be broken
Chemical engineer: there must be impurities in the gas
Electrical engineer: the contact must be broken
Computer engineer: what if we exit and enter the car another time?

In 2025 Apple plans to make an electric car

Am just wondering if the car will have windows?

I wonder why Wuhan is not making electric cars...

I bet they wouldn't run out of BATtery.
I'll show myself out, thank you.


4 engineers are traveling down a road when suddenly the car comes to a stop
The electrical engineer says "the battery died"
The chemical engineer says "we ran out of fuel"
The civil engineer says "the road shredded the tires"
The computer engineer says "why don't we get out of the car and then back in?"

I wish I had an electric car like a Tesla... I'm pretty Madagascar is all I can afford.

Electric cars

**Do you need a current licence to drive an electric car?**

Homemade and 100% organic

Since it's my cake day, I'll give y'all a joke that I created by myself. One that tickles me.
Two car salesman were talking to each other about their sales. They were really impressed with the commissions they were making with electric cars. Then, one of them asked, "Why doesn't Dodge sell any electric vehicles?". The other salesman said, "That would be dumb. If they sold electric vehicles, they would have to give away a free Dodge Charger with each purchase!"

Four students are in the car that breaks down

First student, engineering student, says "This is mechanical problem, there's nothing we can do."
Second student, chemistry student, says "You're wrong, this is clearly reason of faulty gasoline. There's nothing we can do."
Third student, electrical engineering student, says "No, there's problem with ignition. There's nothing we can do."
Last student, IT student, says "We should exit car, close the doors, come in and try again. Maybe that will solve the problem."


One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down. The mechanical engineer said, "I think a rod broke." The chemical engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I think it's not getting enough gas." The electrical engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something's wrong with the electrical system." All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?" The computer engineer said, "I think we should all get out and then get back in."

Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start.

Mechanical engineer: it's a broken starter.
Electrical engineer: dead battery.
Chemical engineer: impurities in the gasoline.
IT engineer: hey guys, I have an idea how about we all get out of the car and get back in.

Four engineers get into a car.

Four engineers get into a car. the car won't start.
The mechanical engineer says :
"its a broken starter"
The electrical engineer :
"dead battery"
The chemical engineer:
"impurities in the gasoline"
The IT engineer:
"Hey guys , i have an idea how about we all get out of the car and get back in".

Three engineers

Three engineers are riding in a car. A Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer and a Computer Engineer.
The car suddenly stops running in the middle of the street. The Mechanical Engineer says, "I know what's wrong. It is a mechanical problem and I can fix it."
The Electrical Engineer say, "No! It is an electrical problem and I can fix it."
The Computer Engineer says, "I don't know what is wrong, but if we all get out of the car and then get back in, maybe it will start."

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