Electric Bike Jokes
4 electric bike jokes and hilarious electric bike puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about electric bike that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Electric Bike Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good electric bike joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
How to get God to get you whatever you want
There was this new electric bike I wanted when I was a kid. So I prayed to God everyday for it. However, my local priest told me that God forgives but does not give, so the next day, I stole it and asked God to forgive me.
Biker mimes
If a group of mimes forms a motorcycle gang....
Do they have to drive electric bikes?
E-bike vs Cop
I was riding my electric bike the other day, minding my own business.
Cop pulls me over, says he's taking me in.
"Charge?" I asked.
"Battery!" he said.
Important things in Life.
I had a power cut at my house this morning.
My PC, Laptop, TV, DVD, Ipad and new surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was dead.
To top it off, it was raining so I couldn't go for a walk, bike, or run. The garage door opener needed electricity so I couldn't go anywhere in the car.
I went to the kitchen to make coffee and then remembered this also needed power, so I sat and talked with my wife for a few hours.
She seems like a nice person.
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