Election Results Jokes
27 election results jokes and hilarious election results puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about election results that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Election Results Short Jokes
Short election results jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The election results humour may include short election vote jokes also.
- Russia has announced early results from the election The election isn't until tomorrow, but they've already announced that Putin has won.
- The reason Nevada doesn't have any election results yet is If you count in vegas, you get kicked out
- As a Syrian, I don't know why America is taking so long to get a definitive result from their election. We know our results months in advance!
- The U.S. election results delay is pathetic In Egypt, we know who won before the elections.
- Did you hear about the results of the recent Ent election? The alder statesman will remain at the elm, despite losing the poplar vote.
- I was going to make a joke about the result of the US election But I don't think you would ever get it
- [Russian Joke] What will the results of the next election be? No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
- Congratulations to Justin Trudeau on the results of the Canadian Election He always did want to be a minority.
- How did the Democrats feel about the results of Georgia's special election ? The just couldn't Handel the loss. They had worked their Ossof for it.
- Just found out there is a whole series on Netflix about this year's election results. Orange is the new black.
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Election Results One Liners
Which election results one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with election results? I can suggest the ones about election and election day.
- The results of the election are in! Oops, sorry, that info is only for us Russians.
Election Results Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about election results you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean presidential election jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make election results pranks.
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waiting for election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project.
I know I did my part right, but I am worried the rest of you s**... it up.
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Why do the election results take so long?
It's a race between two 70+ year old men. What do you expect?
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Americans are so s**..., it takes them a week to get the results.
We in Russia get results 20 years before the elections.
Putin is sitting at his desk, waiting upon the results of the recent election
An election official walks in and announces himself.
"Mr. Putin, I have good news and bad news. Which would you prefer to hear first?"
"Let me hear the good news first", Putin says.
"Okay, good news is that you've won the election! Congratulations!"
"And the bad news?"
"Nobody voted for you."
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Democrats have been really angry over the 2016 election results
The last time Democrats were THIS angry is when the Republicans took their slaves away
Not sure if this is the right place to post, but after the US election results from last night, I need help creating a new dating website. It will help desperate American men and women find love in Canada.
It'll be called ehHarmony
Fan's of Marvel should be happy with the election results.
Looks like you'll be getting a Civil War sequel much earlier than anticipated.
*Spoiler* US Presidential Election Result Leaked
The dodgy, incompetent, unfit, slightly psychotic, rich, possibly criminal one who should 't even be in the race, wins.
I am going to stay up tomorrow and watch the election results...
But all the commercials say "If your election lasts longer than four hours, please call your doctor."
Gary Johnson is happy with the election results...
He's got a new Mountain of Salt to climb.
My daughter keeps refreshing the latest election results.
And my only goal in life was to keep her off the polls.
I stole an election from the altar at my town's church.
It resulted a huge altarcation in the chapel, let me tell you.
Donald and Hillary Visit a Bakery
While in the bakery, Trump sneaks three pastries into his pocket, and whispers to Hillary
"See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I didn't need to lie. That's why I'm going to win the election"
Hillary says, "That's so typical of you: trickery, deceit and theft. How I'm going to show you how to get the same result honestly"
Hillary says to the baker, :Give me three pastries and I'll show you a magic trick"
The baker gives Hillary three pastries and she eats one after the other, the baker is wondering what the magic trick is and asks Hillary, "So? Where did they go?"
Hillary says, "Check Donald's pocket"
Roy Moore was not surprised about the election results
He is used to coming in a little behind.
I heard Roy Moore actually preferred the election results
when the night was still young...