Heartwarming Electile Jokes that Make You Laugh
My voting machine broke in my voting booth today...
I guess you could say it had electile dysfunction.
What do you call a flawed democracy?
An electile dysfunction
The Presidential Election will never bring a satisfactory conclusion, there's no flow it's just one candidate that changes the subject constantly,while the other can't perform for too long
we truly have Electile Dysfunction
What do you call a failed political campaign?
An **elect**ile dysfunction.
Did you hear about another recently discovered symptom of COVID-19?
Elect-ile dysfunction.
What does a president who cant get his votes up suffer from?
Electile dysfunction
With how old the United States' politicians are these days...
... it makes sense that we as a country are suffering from electile disfunction.
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Edit for autocorrect
If political science was a real science
then maybe they could find a cure for this year's electile dysfunction.
What are the two problems Donald Trump is currently being treated for ?
1)
Electile Dysfunction
and
2)
p**... Congratulations.
Apparently, Donald Trump is currently being treated for Electile dysfunction and p**... congratulations.
Isn't it Hillaryous!
How did we get stuck with this flaccid dxxx for a president?
Electile dysfunction.
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I have Electile Dysfunction
Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become a**... over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2016 election year.