Elbow Jokes
81 elbow jokes and hilarious elbow puns to laugh out loud. Read human body jokes about elbow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article is about jokes involving elbows.
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- Short Elbow Jokes
- Elbow One Liners
- Tennis Elbow Jokes
- Bad Elbow Jokes
- Wenis Elbow Jokes
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Funniest Elbow Short Jokes
Short elbow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The elbow humour may include short knee jokes also.
- I passed all my courses except for greek mythology. It has always been my Achilles' elbow.
- I asked a pregnant woman if I could feel the baby She said that I could, but once I started rolling my sleeve up past my elbow she ran away. Rude.
- A football player goes to the doctor and says "It hurts when I touch my face, elbow and knee." The doctor says, "You've broken your finger"
- I told my friend, I was really depressed after I broke all my fingers in a car accident a few months ago. He said, How do you feel now?
I said, With my elbows, mostly. - My friend, who noticed a bulge in my pocket says "What's that"? I said "Golf ball". He says "Oh man, that must hurt! I had tennis elbow once."
- My complete lack of knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my achilles elbow. thanks, Mike!
- A tennis player is leaving the court and and a guy walks up to him. Hey what's all that in your pocket?
He says It's tennis balls
Well, if it's anything like tennis elbow, it must be painful! - My Greek mythology class is killing my GPA. I guess you could say it's my Achilles' elbow.
- If a tennis player can get tennis elbow Does that mean a gynecologist can get tunnel vision?
- @Men..bet your female friend... ..that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button.
You can thank me later.
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Elbow One Liners
Which elbow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with elbow? I can suggest the ones about wrist and forearm.
- I failed my Greek Mythology exam. It has always been my Achilles' elbow
- My lack of Greek mythology knowledge has always been my Achilles elbow
- I scraped my elbow looking for coal It was a miner injury.
- My poor knowledge of Greek mythology... ...has always been my Achilles' elbow.
- "I enjoy a joint every now and then" "Usually a knee or an elbow" said the cannibal.
- Did you hear about the constipated dyslexic? He had trouble moving his elbows.
- Why did the pothead have weak knees and elbows? He didnt have any joints.
- What did Ted Cruz's wife get after being elbowed by him? A Ted Bruz
- I'm bad at Greek mythology. It's my Achilles' elbow.
- What's a spanish bow called? An elbow
- What kind of bows do you put on your arms? Elbows.
- Did you hear about the guy who got elbowed in the mouth? He was armed to the teeth.
- Put some elbow grease into that son! But I have arthritis dad!
- I've never been good when it comes to Greek mythology. It truly is my Achille's elbow.
- How do you say elbow in Spanish? El bow
Thank you for your time. Good day!
Tennis Elbow Jokes
Here is a list of funny tennis elbow jokes and even better tennis elbow puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get? Tunnel Vision
- I'm a true sportsman... I have a tennis elbow,
A golfer's shoulder,
And athlete's feet.
Bad Elbow Jokes
Here is a list of funny bad elbow jokes and even better bad elbow puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Despite my excellence in all other school subjects, I always got bad grades in Greek history. It was my Achille's elbow
Wenis Elbow Jokes
Here is a list of funny wenis elbow jokes and even better wenis elbow puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If the wenis is on the bottom of your elbow... ...then wouldn't the top of your elbow be called a wegina?
Silly Elbow Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about elbow you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shoulder jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make elbow pranks.
Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?
Because it's humerus.
What do you call the elbow of the guy who directed Malcolm X?
A Spike Lee joint.
Computer diagnosis
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor."
His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
Simply put in a sample of your u**..., and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about and it will only cost you $10.00."
Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a u**... sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.
The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read:
1. You have tennis elbow.
2. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor.
3. It will be better in two weeks.......
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled.
He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and u**... samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he m**... into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed its alights, and printed out the following analysis:
1. Your tap water is too hard.
2. Get a water softener.
3. Your dog has ringworm.
4. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
5. Your daughter is using c**....
6. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
7. Your wife is pregnant ....... twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
8. And if you don't stop m**..., your elbow will never get better.
I don't go on and on about how I can't roller skate
But apparently the whole world needs to know about how this w**... in the river can't swim.
I used to be a police officer...
A guy came up to me when I was patrolling a street and asked if he could urinate between my wrist and elbow.
I said "Not on my watch."
A father says to his blonde, teenage daughter one day "honey I thought I asked you to wash the car like 10 times today"...
She replies "I swear I was going to, but I called a hundred different places and nobody has this Elbow Grease that you told me to use !!"
What did the d**... say to Dwayne Johnson before they got started?
I'm about to be peoples elbow deep in the rocks bottom.
Boy VS Girl Friends
A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.
She says: You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you
The boyfriend says: Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these b**... with my elbow ?
Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?
I tore the elbow of my shirt last week, but I was able to stitch it back together.
On the hole, it's held up surprisingly well.
The Jewish Elbow
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301.
There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301.
I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these b**... with my elbow?
"What...you coming empty handed?"
My girlfriend is always hooking, ending up elbow deep in a bush because she swings both ways
She's a terrible golfer
What is the most Spanish body part?
Elbow.
I've always wanted to improve my knowledge of Greek Mythology....
It's been my achilles elbow for quite some time.
"SHOW US YOUR T*TS" I yell with excitement
as I elbow myself into the aviary
I almost had a 4.0 at University.
It turns out that Greek mythology was my Achilles elbow.
Body Pain
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, Doctor I'm hurting all over my body.
That's odd , replied the doctor, Show me what you mean
So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on.
The doctor says, You're not a natural brunette are you?
No I'm a blonde , she replies.
I thought so…. your finger is broken. , replies the doctor.
My dad passed away a few months ago, today would've been his 61 birthday. Blame him for my sense of humor.
My sister messaged me. "How are you doing?"
I Responded. "My elbow hurts and I have a cold sore on my tongue."
"Two lessons learned, don't fight a h**... and don't kiss one."
Super deflect..
An old lady told me this
You know how rubber gloves are made? They hire all kinds of people; black guys, white guys,boys, girls, men, women; and have them all dip their hands in liquid hot rubber. You get all manner of gloves from this. Big ones, small ones, medical gloves, elbow length cleaning gloves. The more durable the glove, the longer they have to hold their hand in the molten rubber.
Betcha can't guess how condoms are made?
A man walks into the doctors.
He says dr it hurts when I touch here
And touches his arm
It also hurts here
And touches his ribs
and here
And touches his back
It hurts here too
And touches his calf
It hurts here
And touches his elbow
and here
And touches his head
It even hurts here
And touches his abdomen
And the dr says -
Yeah you have a broken finger.
The beauty industry:
For men: This can be used as a shampoo, body wash, face wash, lotion, mouth wash, tooth paste, engine degreaser, spackle, or sunscreen
For women: We've specially formulated this moisturizer for your left elbow
In a room full of doctors how do you recognize the gynecologist ?
It's the one with the watch on his elbow
A brunette and the Doctor....
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
A man is jogging along the road when he find an absolutely pristine tennis ball on the ground.
It doesn't seem to belong to anyone. So he picks it up and puts it in his pocket.
While waiting at a cross walk another man notices the bulge and asks "What is that?"
"A tennis ball" he replies.
"Oh, that must hurt a lot! I once had a Tennis Elbow"
What did the elbow say to the knee?
Hiney.
2 Guys walk out of the gym together.
The first guy has a big bulge near his pocket. The second guy points at and and asks what it is.
"Tennis ball."
The second guy makes a face like he's thinking, and then says "Well I had tennis elbow once..."
My knowledge of Greek mythology is pretty average to hold an intellectual conversation about it.
You can say that it's my Achilles elbow.
What did the forearm and shoulder say to the elbow?
Humerus
Why is your elbow called your funny bone?
Because it's connected to the humorous.
A blonde goes to a doctor
She says Doctor, my body hurts wherever I touch it! The Doctor says show me . The blonde proceeds to tap her face, elbow, thigh and knee, wincing in pain after each one. See, it's true! She says. The doctor pauses for a second, sighs and says
You have a broken finger
Two guys are chatting at the gym, and the first guy says to the second "what's that bulge in your pants?"
The second guy replies: "Tennis ball."
The first guy thinks about it for a second and says, "ouch. I had tennis elbow once."
What did a drunk guy say to a deaf guy who accidentally hit him with his elbow?
"Hey, watch your language!"
Life after Corona have become crazy
I went to the bathroom at a restaurant. I washed my hands, open the door with my elbow, I raised the toilet seat with my foot, I switched on the water faucet with a tissue then opened the bathroom door to leave with my elbow and when I returned to my table I realised....I forgot to pull up my pants!!!
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in and with your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these b**... with my elbow?...
"What, you're coming empty handed?"
There's this condition where twins are connected at the elbow and always laugh together, never separately.
It's called conjoined Humor
A baby clown fell down and broke a bone.
The doctor told the baby clown's father that they broke the bone in between their shoulder and elbow.
The man laughs.
Why would you laugh!?
Its humerus.
A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife:
You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T.
There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in.
Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell".
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these b**... with my elbow"?
You're coming empty handed"?
A visit to my grandmother
A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife:
"You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T.
There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T.
I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right.
Get in, and with your elbow hit 14.
When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell".
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these b**... with my elbow"?
"You're coming empty handed"?
Brunette?
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.
She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes...
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you"...?
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde"...
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken"...
A man goes to the doctor
He presses gently on his own knee. "Doc, I gotta weird problem. It really hurts when I press here. But that's not all..."
He presses a spot on his forehead. "...It also hurts when I press here."
Then he presses his opposite elbow. "AND it hurts when I press here. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor thinks a second and says "It appears you have a broken finger."
visiting grandma...
A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside and the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell. OK?"
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these b**... with my elbow? .........
"What . .. . .. .. You're coming empty handed?"
A couple is waiting in line with other guests to register at a busy hotel, and eventually are told that the only available room has twin beds.
The husband looks disappointed and says, "We've been sharing a bed for 44 years. I don't know about that."
The wife says, "Can we at least put the beds close together?"
The other guests in line smile, and one even quips, "How sweet!"
The wife then explains, "It's just that if he snores, I want to be able to elbow him."
