The Best 6 Elaine Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Elaine jokes. There are some elaine annette jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these elaine janice puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Elaine Jokes and Puns

Don't Bullshit Your Mother

Mrs. Rabin comes to visit her son Bernie for dinner.

He lives with a female roommate, Elaine. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Bernie's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Bernie and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Bernie volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Elaine and I are just roommates.''

About a week later, Elaine came to Bernie saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote an email:

*Dear Mom
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house ; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Your Loving Son
Bernie*

Several days later, Bernie received a response email from his Mom which read:

*Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Elaine, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mother*

My close friend Elaine went to a party

dressed as an Egg and made out with a guy who was dressed as a Chicken.

She told me later that a lifelong question was answered that night. It was the chicken.

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eileen.

What do you call a woman with no legs?

Noelene.

What do you call a woman standing between two buildings?

Elaine.

What do you call a woman standing in between goal posts?

Annette.

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

Elaine said to her boyfriend, "I want to be on your left!"

I responded, "Why?" *short pause* "Because you're never right?"


What do you call a woman standing between two fields?

Elaine.

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