The Best 25 Elaborate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Elaborate jokes. There are some elaborate attraction jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these elaborate employer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Elaborate Jokes and Puns

Four college students get drunk together the night before their final exam.

They get so drunk that they wake up late and miss their exam. The four students go to the professor together and explain this elaborate lie that their car tire went flat when they were on their way to the exam. They beg for a retest, and the professor agrees.

The day of the makeup test, the four boys all arrive on time, completely sober. The professor looks at the boys, looks at his watch, and says you may begin the test.

The boys open the final booklet and to their surprise, they each only have one question.

Which tire was flat?

Good one from my dad: "I can cut wood by just looking at it"

Came up during a conversation about having a bonfire

Dad "Here's something you might not have known about me, I can cut wood by just looking at it"

Me, fully expecting a dad joke: "I don't believe you but would you care to elaborate"

Dad: "It's true! I saw it with my own eyes"

He giggled to himself for about 10 minutes after that one.

If President Bernie Sanders were to die in office...

And an elaborate homage to Weekend at Bernie's was undertaken to cover up that fact, he'd still have less strings than Hillary Clinton.

Elaborate joke, If President Bernie Sanders were to die in office...

A cardiologist died...

..and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside, forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said: "I'm sorry. I was just thinking of my own funeral..I'm a gynecologist."
The proctologist fainted.

[job interview]

"Tell me one of your weaknesses"

I can be very stubborn

"Will you please elaborate?"

I will not

I met a Japanese mathematician yesterday

Japanese Mathematician: "Acknowledge my presence, zero"

Me: "Can you elaborate in mathematical terms?"

Japanese Mathematician: "Notice me sin(pi)"

I had a job interview yesterday...

The chap conducting the interview had a copy of my CV in front of him. He said to me

"It says here you're a man of mystery"

"That's correct" I replied

"Would you care to elaborate?"


Elaborate joke, I had a job interview yesterday...

A man who is well-known for overindulging at elaborate dinners is feeling abdominal pain and goes to his doctor. He asks, "Doc, is it my appendix?"

The doctor replies "No, I think it is more like your table of contents."

The lead singer of Smash Mouth is up late with a friend.

The lead singer of Smash Mouth is up late with a friend. His wife's not home; the past few nights she's returned past midnight with increasingly elaborate alibis. He's getting frustrated; he loves her, but he's not sure he can keep giving her the benefit of the doubt. His friend asks what he's going to do when she shows up. His face contorts in frustration. "When I see her face..."

He softens.

"Imma believe 'er."

A man wake up from a coma and see that Trump is president...

... he says "Wow this is a really elaborate April fool's joke".

Job Interviews

Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?
Me: I'm vague
Interviewer: Can you elaborate?
Me: Yeah

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The interviewer said to me...

The interviewer said to me, "On your resume, it says you're a man of mystery."

"That's correct."

"Would you like to elaborate?"

(Long pause) "No."

A sketchy dude was trying to sell me an elaborate pillowcase.

It turns out it was a sham.

Joke of the day

I was at a job interview today.

The interviewer said to me, "On your CV, it says that you are a man of mystery."

I said, "That's correct."

He said, "Would you like to elaborate?"

I said, "No."

The Great Cow Escape

A group of cows who were no longer producing the required amount of milk were scheduled to be butchered. They had a long discussion the night before, and decided to try an escape. They used cow mannequins to fool the farmer and snuck out successfully. It was an elaborate plan filled with bravery and heroism. Proving true, once again, that drastic times call for plastic heifers.

Tell the class something interesting about your family.

During class, the teacher wanted the students to say something interesting about their family.

Johnny decided to go first and said: '' My father has two penises ''. The teacher knew that was impossible and asked Johnny to elaborate.

Johnny then said: '' He has a small one he uses to pee and a large one he uses to brush mommy's mouth with! ''

Elaborate joke, Tell the class something interesting about your family.

A couple makes an elaborate plan

A couple makes an elaborate plan on how they are going to run away to get married. But on the the day of the marriage the courts are closed and it turns out that they cantaloupe

A scientist has been working with mice for many years and has discovered a potential cure for cancer.

"It was an elaborate experiment".

Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.

I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn't get the stencil to stay in the right place.

I was having an eggs n' stencil crisis.

So one time i joined a Slovakian circus...

I got in with the tightrope walkers. The coach had designed this elaborate, rigorous training program. It was a whole system of Czechs and balances.

Why did the fruit have such an elaborate wedding?

Because it cantaloupe

I once read a cook book about fancy soup and sauce thickeners...

...but it all turned out to be elaborate roux's.

What did the clerk say to young Muhammad Ali when he tried to purchase an elaborate Christmas present?

You're cashless, Clay.

I'm a family man.

I should elaborate...

I often eat "family size" meals.

A woman tells her doctor, "My husband is 300% impotent. The doctor asks her, "I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?"

She replies, "Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the elaborate vague jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working elaborate alma piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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