El Chapo Jokes
24 el chapo jokes and hilarious el chapo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about el chapo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest El Chapo Short Jokes
Short el chapo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The el chapo humour may include short nacho jokes also.
- The Mexican drug lord El Chapo has been extradited to the United States... It's still unclear which cabinet post he'll be appointed to.
- El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive. I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
- Did you hear about the drug kingpin in Hawaii they call the El Chapo of the south Pacific? He's the leader of the Sin-aloha cartel.
- My friends call me El Chapo... ...because I always keep at least an ounce of Burt's Bees lip balm on me at all times.
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El Chapo One Liners
Which el chapo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with el chapo? I can suggest the ones about mexican juan and mexican drug.
- What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures? Narcolepsy
- What do you call a drug dealing hairdresser? El Chapo
- El Chapo is a very special guy… He's juan of a kind
- How did "El Chapo" escape prison? Joaquin.
- Next OSX version announced!!! It will be called "El Chapo"
- Who has the best lips? El Chapo
- How did El Chapo explain his income to the IRS? "Soy cheapo."
- What do you call a Mexican lumberjack? El Chapo.
- I bought an iPod from El Chapo... But now I have to keep jailbreaking it.
- What is El Chapo's favorite dog breed? A m**... Lab
Cheerful Fun El Chapo Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about el chapo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean escaped prison jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make el chapo pranks.