Ejection Jokes
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A little-known college basketball rule is that players are not allowed to own more than five pet chickens.
They will be ejected from a game if they have more than five personal fowls.
When one door closes, another door opens.
You are being ejected through the air lock.
An astronaut was ejected from the ISS n**....
It's OK, though. He felt no pressure.
Lame joke of the day.
Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?
He had tripped a fan.
What do you call it when someone coughs or sneezes in 2020?
A coronal mass ejection
Yesterday I went to a costume party as a p**... ejection
I just came in my pants
I hate it when my fellow astronauts eject me into space without a suit.
It makes my blood boil.
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