ejection Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious ejection puns

Yesterday I went to a costume party as a premature ejection

I just came in my pants


Why were the absurdly dressed chickens escorted from the basketball game?

Because two flagrant fouls is an automatic ejection.


My astronomer friend had too much beer on Cinco de Mayo and threw up

I guess you could say it was a corona mass ejection


What happens when you drink too much Corona?

A Coronal mass ejection.


Father Tim threw me out of church for drinking a beer during the service.

Corona mass ejection.


What is a Coronal Mass Ejection?

I might be wrong here, but I think it's when you throw up after drinking too much Mexican beer.


What's the prerequisite for becoming a kamikaze pilot?

A fear of ejection.


What are the most funny Ejection jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Ejection? Well, here are the best Ejection dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Ejection pick up lines to share with friends.


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