The Best 9 Ejection Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ejection jokes. There are some ejection wedgies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ejection corona puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ejection Jokes and Puns

What do you call it when someone coughs or sneezes in 2020?

A coronal mass ejection

Yesterday I went to a costume party as a premature ejection

I just came in my pants

What do you call a COVID19 + person's sneeze?

Coronal Mass Ejection! ^Astr^ono^my

My astronomer friend had too much beer on Cinco de Mayo and threw up

I guess you could say it was a corona mass ejection

Why were the absurdly dressed chickens escorted from the basketball game?

Because two flagrant fouls is an automatic ejection.


What's the prerequisite for becoming a kamikaze pilot?

A fear of ejection.

What happens when you drink too much Corona?

A Coronal mass ejection.

Father Tim threw me out of church for drinking a beer during the service.

Corona mass ejection.

What is a Coronal Mass Ejection?

I might be wrong here, but I think it's when you throw up after drinking too much Mexican beer.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ejection dangle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ejection eject piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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