The Best 4 Eject Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eject jokes. There are some eject discharge jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eject aircraft puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Eject Jokes and Puns

What do you call it when a pilot hits the eject button as he's going down the runway?

Premature ejectulation

What did liquid nitrogen said to a conductor?

Good Good

Eject those magentic fields boy...

let the electrons flow through you

Saw this on JEOPARDY! Space Oddity for $800: "Astronaut Chris Hadfield revealed they don't do laundry in space, they eject old clothes and this happens to them"

My answer: "What is they get vacuumed?"

If it's a Smart Car then...

Why does it not eject backseat drivers?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eject popemobile jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working eject janeiro piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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