The Best 14 Ejaculator Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ejaculator jokes. There are some ejaculator ejaculate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ejaculator partner puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ejaculator Jokes and Puns

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When I go to a costume party this year, I'm showing up wearing only a pair of jeans.

That way when I'm asked what my costume is, I'll say "I'm a premature ejaculator. I just came in my pants."

I told her I had lightning quick reflexes...

Sounds better than premature ejaculator...

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You go to a Halloween party wearing nothing but blue jeans. When someone asks you who you are, you reply, "I'm a premature ejaculator."

You see, I just came in my pants.

"Credit goes to some dudes post on something earlier, couldn't find it to give him credit. Thought it was too funny not to share."

What does a deaf woman say to a premature ejaculator?

Come again?

Costume party

A man is having a costume party and notices a guy wearing nothing but red pants. The host marches up to the guy and says "Hey, this is a costume party. I can't let you stay without a costume on." The guy replies "But I am wearing a costume. I am a premature ejaculator" The host is confused and asks "Then where is your costume?" The guy replies "Well... I just came in my pants."

Today I met a guy who said he was a Premature Ejaculator

He came out of nowhere

Ejaculator joke, Today I met a guy who said he was a Premature Ejaculator

Premature ejaculator seeks bubbly, blonde female with big ti...

Er... never mind, doesn't matter now

When did the girlfriend of a premature ejaculator get her birthday present?

The day before. It came early.

What did the audiophile premature ejaculator say when he arrived at the scene of the emergency?

"I came as soon as I heard!"

How do you count sperm?

With an Ejaculator.

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This Halloween, I'm going to show up to parties with nothing but pants on and tell everyone I'm a premature ejaculator.

When they ask where's my costume, I'll tell them I just came in my pants.

Why did the premature ejaculator cross the ro... never mind.

Did you hear about the premature ejaculator?

Man, he came out of nowhere.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ejaculator breathless jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ejaculator count piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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