Eileen Name Jokes
22 eileen name jokes and hilarious eileen name puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eileen name that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Eileen Name Short Jokes
Short eileen name jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The eileen name humour may include short come on eileen jokes also.
- I used to date a girl who was missing a shin.
Her name was eileen. She had a brother who was missing both shins. His name was Neil. - My ex-girlfriend's name is Eileen. whenever I hear the song "come on Eileen" I can't help but think "I already did"
- Good names Barry McCockinner
Ben Dover
Eileen Dover
Dr. Hugh G. Rection
Give me other ones - I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. Her name was Eileen and she was in charge of the hops.
- I was at Ihop the other day... and there was a one-legged girl named Eileen working there.
- What do you tell a one-legged hitchhiker? Hop in!
What's her name?
Eileen.
Where is she going?
Ihop! - Where does a one-legged woman work? **IHOP**
What's her name? Eileen
If she's Asian what's her name? Irene
/goingtohellforthis - Met a one legged h**... today. Her name was Eileen and it was obvious she was hopped up on something.
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Eileen Name One Liners
Which eileen name one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eileen name? I can suggest the ones about elizabeth name and .
- I once dated a woman that had one leg longer than the other.. Her name was Eileen
- The woman that fell off the cruise ship has been named Eileen Dover
- I met a woman with one leg today. Her name was Eileen.
- Where does a women with one leg work? I-hop.
What's her name?
...Eileen - My wife has one leg Her name is Eileen
- She had one leg ! please to meet you what's your name ? she replyed 'eileen' :-)
Eileen Name Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about eileen name you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make eileen name pranks.
I went to a party the other day and danced to all the songs.
They played the twist so I did the twist. They played jump so I jumped. I got kicked out after they played come on Eileen...
Don't worry that's not true - I don't know what her name was
name puns! add to the list
what do you call a man:
-with a shovel?
-Doug
-without a shovel?
-Douglas
-in the bushes?
-Russel
-floating in the ocean?
-Bob
-with a gun?
-sir.
What do you call a woman:
-with one leg?
-Eileen