Eileen Jokes

Funniest Eileen Short Jokes

Short eileen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The eileen humour may include short sister jokes also.

1. I went to a disco last night. I went to a disco last night. They played The Twist, I did the Twist. They played Jump, I jumped. They played Come on Eileen...I got kicked out for that one.
2. They played the Macarena, I did the Macarena. They played the Twist, I did the twist. They played Come On Eileen… …I got kicked out for that one…
3. I used to date a girl who was missing a shin. ​
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   Her name was Eileen. She had a brother who was missing both shins. His name was Neil.
4. I was at a bar once, and the band played "Jump" .. and everyone jumped. Then the band played "Twist and Shout" and everyone twisted and shouted.
   Then the band played "Come on Eileen". Poor Eileen!
5. So I was at the club They played crank that, and I did the Superman.
   They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle.
   They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club.
6. The DJ played the Cha Cha Slide, so I did the Cha Cha Slide, The DJ played Macarena, so I did the Macarena,
   The DJ played Come On Eileen, and now I have an upcoming court appearance.
7. My ex-girlfriend's name is Eileen. whenever I hear the song "come on Eileen" I can't help but think "I already did"
8. Good names Barry McCockinner
   Ben Dover
   Eileen Dover
   Dr. Hugh G. Rection
   Give me other ones
9. When the DJ plays Macarena , I do the Macarena, when the DJ plays Hokey Cokey , I do the Hokey Cokey When the DJ plays Come on Eileen , I get arrested.
10. The 1960s started with beetle mania The 2020s have started with bat fever... Well I'm hoping Covid-19 is just a one-hit wonder, you know, like Come on Eileen or John Lennon's first wife

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Eileen One Liners

Which eileen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eileen? I can suggest the ones about daughter and eileen name.

1. I once dated a woman that had one leg longer than the other.. Her name was Eileen
2. What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff? Eileen Dover...
3. The woman that fell off the cruise ship has been named Eileen Dover
4. what do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? eileen
5. What do u call a woman with only one leg (left) ? Eileen Wright
6. A book about a woman's fall The Final Fall by Eileen Dover
7. What do you call a woman who can't stand up straight? Eileen
8. What is worse then sweat on olivia newton John? Come on Eileen
9. What do you call a one legged waitress? Eileen
   Where does she work?
   IHOP
10. new book out: "How I Fell Off a Cliff" by Eileen Dover
11. My favorite book as a child was... ...'I Fell Off Mt Everest' by Eileen Dover.
12. Come on Eileen? I hardly know her!
13. Have you heard the Asian cover to Come on Eileen ? It's called Come on Irene
14. What do you call your sister if she only has one leg? Eileen.
15. She had one leg ! please to meet you what's your name ? she replyed 'eileen' :-)

Charming Humor Eileen Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about eileen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean come on eileen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make eileen pranks.