The Best 12 Eights Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eights jokes. There are some eights deuce jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eights eight hundred dollars puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Eights Jokes and Puns

I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with.

She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights".

My wife asked me how she compared to past girlfriends...

So I told her she was the only one I had been with!

The others were all eights and nines.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with.

She said yes, all the other men were sevens or eights.

Eights joke, I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with.

If you have unprotected six

You might get eights

I asked my wife if I'm the only one she's ever been with.

She replied Yep, all the rest were sevens and eights .


I like writing my eights on their sides.

It's infinitely better

In Newcastle, England many people don't like to live above the seventh floor in a tower block

They have a fear of Eights

Eights joke, In Newcastle, England many people don't like to live above the seventh floor in a tower block

Don't have unprotected six!

You might get eights

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

I asked my Wife Am I the only one you've been with?

Yes... but I've had some sevens and eights. She replied.

Did you hear about the guy who invented After Eights?

He's minted.

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My wife asked if she is the only one I have ever been with .

I replied , "Yes . The others were sevens or eights"

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