The Best 4 Eighties Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eighties jokes. There are some eighties exaggeration jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eighties seventies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Eighties Jokes and Puns

Why a fourth time?

A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. The following day she was being interviewed by a local TV station, and the commentator asked about what it felt to be married again at that age and would she share part of her previous experiences, since it seem quite unique the fact that her new husband was a 'funeral director.' After a short time to think, a smile came to her face and she proudly explained that she had first married a banker when she was in her twenties, in her forties she married a circus ring master, and in her sixties she married a pastor and now in her eighties, a funeral director. The amazed commentator asked her why she had married men with such diverse careers. With a smile on her face she explained, 'I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.'

I went to my school reunion last weekend and the main topic of conversation was still about the stunning substitute teacherโ€ฆ

โ€ฆwe had one day, in the early eighties, who gave a boy a blow job in front of the entire class.

She went down in history.

Pirates

The FBI seize a collection of pirated movies.

The movies were Footloose, dirty dancing, ferris bueller's day off, ghost busters and the breakfast club.

As the pirate sees his beloved movies taken away from him, he cries

"ARGH! Me eighties!"

What's the most ironic movie of the nineteen eighties?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eighties olden jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working eighties decade piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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