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51 eighth jokes and hilarious eighth puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eighth that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make your 8th grader laugh with these funny eighth grade jokes! From clever quips about Henry the Eighth to hilarious jokes about graduating 8th grade, we've got jokes to cover all the milestones that 8th graders are experiencing. Make sure your 8th grader is laughing through all their accomplishments!

Funniest Eighth Short Jokes

Short eighth jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The eighth humour may include short seventh jokes also.

  1. What do kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common? They share the same middle name.
  2. Why don't you fight the black kid that is in the second grade? Because his father is in the eighth grade.
  3. Christian's these days only believe in like 12.5% of the Bible I swear most are Eighth-iest
  4. guys pray for my friend. He told me he only believed 12.5% of the bible... he said he's an eighth theist
  5. My wife is a computer geek and wants to name our son "one eighth of a byte" So I said "Really honey? Don't you think that's a bit...?"
  6. Why did God create the moon and stars on the eighth day? After spending a day with Eve, Adam begged God for some space
  7. The widow next door just got married for the eighth time. Every single wonderful husband has had the same first name. Can you guess what that name is?
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    William. She's a Bill collector.
  8. Everyone on reddit...... "I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible. Because I am an eighth-theist."
  9. It only took me one drink to get drunk... I just can't remember if it was the seventh or the eighth
    (George Burns)
  10. One of my great-grandparents believed in God, but the other seven didn't Which makes me an eighth theist

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Eighth One Liners

Which eighth one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eighth? I can suggest the ones about ninth and number 8.

  1. I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says. Which makes me an eighth theist.
  2. I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible I'm an eighth theist
  3. I only believe in a God 12.5% of the time Because I'm an eighth-theist
  4. I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible. Because I am an eighth-theist.
  5. I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible I guess that makes me an eighth-theist
  6. I was an alcoholic for seven years. Today marks my eighth.
  7. On the eighth day God said: -Widescreen is the best for humanity. Sony 16:9.
  8. If I believe in God 12.5% of the time Does that make me an eighth theist?
  9. What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale? A top-of-the-lime model.
  10. Yoda is bad at telling jokes Why afraid of seven was six?
    Eighth nine seven because!
  11. There used to be an eighth dwarf.. His name was Lumpy. He died.
  12. Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube? It got flagged.
  13. I've been an addict for 7 years Today marks my eighth
  14. Why was Henry the Eighth so fat? Because he Tudor house.
  15. I learned about STDs in eighth grade. The hard way.

Eighth joke, I learned about STDs in eighth grade.

Giggle-Inducing Eighth Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about eighth you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sixth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make eighth pranks.

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first one orders a beer, the second one orders half a beer, the third one orders a quarter, and the fourth one orders one eighth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says,"you guys should know your limits."

A guy goes golfing with a pal on Saturday morning.

When they're on the eighth hole, they see a f**... procession pass the golf course, at which point the guy stops, lowers his head for a few seconds, and then heads to the tee.
Whereupon his friend says, "That's so respectful. Here we are playing golf and you take a moment to pay your respects."
To which the guy responds, "Well, we had a great marriage."

So, an infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar...

The first mathematician orders a pint. The second orders half a pint. The third orders a quarter, the fourth orders an eighth, and the fifth orders a sixteenth. The sixth mathematician is about to speak up when the bartender interrupts him and puts two pints on the bar, saying "You guys don't know your limits."

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar...

The first mathematician orders a beer. The second mathematician orders half a beer. The third mathematician orders a quarter of a beer. The fourth mathematician orders an eighth of a beer. Before the next one can speak, the rather annoyed bartender slams two beers down on the bar and says, "You guys really need to learn your limits!"

A guy walking into a bar

 sees an old man fishing in a puddle off the sidewalk.
Poor Old fool, he thought. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he'd humor the old man and asked, So how many have you caught today?
The old man replied, You're the eighth.

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar...

First one says give me half a pint. Second one says a quarter, third says an eighth. The bartender puts down one pint and says, you people need to know your limits.

"Look at this!" I said to my roommate

"What happened?" he replied
"Look, the second, fourth, sixth and eighth plants are growing very healthily, but the other four are getting dry, even though I treated them the same!" I said
"Huh, weird!" he responded "water the odds!"

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar...

The first one orders a beer, the second one orders half a beer, the third guy a quarter of a beer, the fourth guy get a eighth of a beer the fifth orders a sixteenth of a beer...
The bar then collapses into a black hole due to the crowd.

An infinite number of people walk into a bar...

The first orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a quarter beer. The fourth orders an eighth of a beer...
The bartender pulls out two beers and tells them to know their limits.

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first one says, "give me a beer please."
The second one says, "give me a half of a beer please."
The third one says, "give me a quarter of a beer please."
The fourth one says, "give me an eighth of a beer please."
And so on.
Frustrated, the bartender says, "know your limits!", and places two beers on the table.

A group of people of all genders walk into a bar...

The first orders a beer... The second orders half a beer... The third orders one quarter of a beer... The fourth orders one eighth of a beer...
The bartender pours two beers for the entire group, and replies "cmon guys, know your limits."

I bought ten bananas and began peeling each one as perfectly as I could. After finishing the seventh banana and beginning the next, I realised I had missed a small piece of the peel, just near the top. So being a total perfectionist I stuck the peel back on and did it again ...

Yes folks, it seems I just re\-peeled the eighth.

An elementary teacher was talking to her class about safety when crossing the street.

"I used to have a little brother, and on his eighth birthday my parents got him a brand new red bike. He was across the street at his grandmas' when dad wheeled it outside. My brother was so excited that he ran across the street without looking, right in front of a car. The car hit him and he died." One of the children raised his hand and asked, "Where's his bike?"

New Conspiracy Theory about 9/11

So, if you convert 9/11 into a decimal, you get 0.8181818181818181818181818181.... going on forever. What's the eighth letter of the alphabet? H. What's the first letter of the alphabet? A. That's right, ladies and germs. The Joker did 9/11.

My mom said that every day that has the number "one" in it, we can go on the computer, weird rule, but oh well, I have no choice but to follow it.

The first comes around, I ask my mom if I can go on the computer, she said no. I'm confused now, then the second comes, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleventh. I ask her again. No, twelfth, nope! I sit on the couch.
I sigh. "Maybe one day I'll get to go on the computer."
My mother replies, "that's the plan."

A man is walking into a bar.

He passes an old, homeless man fishing in a puddle in the parking lot. He says, "you look like you could use a drink, come on in."
They sit down to a beer and shot of whiskey each. The man tries to make smalltalk with the homeless fisherman.
"catch anything yet?"
"you're the eighth."

Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first one orders a beer.
The second one orders half a beer.
The third one orders a quarter of a beer.
The fourth one orders an eighth of a beer.
At this point, the bartender has enough, poors the mathematicians two beers and says: "There you go, split them yourselves."

A group of mathematicians walks into a bar

The bartender asks, "what can I get you guys?"
The first mathematician replies, "I'll have a beer."
The second mathematician replies, "I'll have a half of a beer."
The third replies, "I'll have a fourth of a beer."
The fourth replies, "I'll have an eighth of a beer."
And so on...
The bartender returns with two beers. Outraged, one mathematician demands to the bartender, "how do you expect us to all get drunk off of two beers!"

The bartender replies, "you guys should really know your limits!"

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar...

The first one orders a beer...
The second, half a beer...
The third, a quarter of a beer...
The fourth, an eighth of a beer, and so on, until the bartender stops them and says:
"Know your limits."

A man is walking home around midnight

‟Poor Old fool, thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentlman thought he'd humor the old man and asked, ‟So how many have you caught today?
The old man replied, ‟You are the eighth.

Pigeon problem

Visited a friend on the eighth floor of her old government office building in Washington. There were hundreds of pigeons sitting on the ledge along the building outside the windows, making noise and p**..., two inches deep in some places. They were really annoying. I asked her if they'd tried getting rid of them. She said, "See those wires along the ledge? They are carrying 1000 volts. We thought that would get rid of them, but it didn't phase them a bit." I told her "I'm not surprised. That's AC current, and these are DC pigeons."

"Poor Old fool thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub…

So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he'd humor the old man and asked, So how many have you caught today?
The old man replied, You're the eighth.

Eighth joke, The widow next door just got married for the eighth time.

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