Eigh Jokes
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America
The rest cheat in Europe
Why did eighteen blonde women go to the movie theater?
It said under 17 not permitted.
I see your eight-year-old joke and raise you my nine-year-old joke.
Why didn't the bullet have a job?
It got fired.
Potato is spelt wrong.
If GH can stand for P as in Hiccough
If OUGH stands for O as in Dough
If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis
If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour
If TTE stands for T as in Gazette
If EAU stands for O as in Plateau
The right way to spell POTATO should be: GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU
An eighty year old man is in the hospital waiting room about to be a first time father.
The nurse comes out of the opperating room as say "Good news sir your wife just gave birth to twins. You have two healthy baby boys. "
The old man stands up excitedly takes off his hat and says to the nurse "It just goes to show you even if you have snow on the roof you can still have a fire in the furnace!"
The nurse replied: "Well you better change your filter because the babies are black"
Eight-Ball
I was playing eight-ball in the pub last night....
I was about to take a shot when my mate said, Watch the black.
I replied, Why, is he near my jacket again?
On the eighth day God said:
-Widescreen is the best for humanity. Sony 16:9.
What has eighteen legs and three vaginas?
The Supreme Court.
An eighteen year old boy finally decides to throw out his toys
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