The Best 10 Eigh Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eigh jokes. There are some eigh nah jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eigh hey puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Eigh Jokes and Puns

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America

The rest cheat in Europe

Why did eighteen blonde women go to the movie theater?

It said under 17 not permitted.

I see your eight-year-old joke and raise you my nine-year-old joke.

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Eigh joke, I see your eight-year-old joke and raise you my nine-year-old joke.

Potato is spelt wrong.

If GH can stand for P as in Hiccough
If OUGH stands for O as in Dough
If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis
If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour
If TTE stands for T as in Gazette
If EAU stands for O as in Plateau

The right way to spell POTATO should be: GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

An eighty year old man is in the hospital waiting room about to be a first time father.

The nurse comes out of the opperating room as say "Good news sir your wife just gave birth to twins. You have two healthy baby boys. "

The old man stands up excitedly takes off his hat and says to the nurse "It just goes to show you even if you have snow on the roof you can still have a fire in the furnace!"

The nurse replied: "Well you better change your filter because the babies are black"


I was playing eight-ball in the pub last night....

I was about to take a shot when my mate said, Watch the black.

I replied, Why, is he near my jacket again?

On the eighth day God said:

-Widescreen is the best for humanity. Sony 16:9.

Eigh joke, On the eighth day God said:

What has eighteen legs and three vaginas?

The Supreme Court.

An eighteen year old boy finally decides to throw out his toys

There used to be an eighth dwarf..

His name was Lumpy. He died.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eigh gee jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working eigh consistently piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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