The Best 31 Eiffel Tower Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eiffel Tower jokes. There are some eiffel tower jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eiffel tower puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Eiffel Tower Jokes and Puns

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin.

Sorry :P .

Flying Blind

A Frenchman, Englishman, and an American are flying in an airplane on a cloudy, storming night when suddenly the plane is struck by lightning.

The pilot turns to his three passengers and says, "The plane's GPS is broken. I need each of you to stick your hand out the door, feel around, and tell me which city we are flying over judging by what you touch."

The Frenchman goes first. He opens the door, puts his hand outside of the door, and brings it in a minute later. "We're flying over Paris! I could feel the Eiffel Tower!"

The Englishman is next. He sticks his hand outside and draws it back in a minute later. "I just touched Big Ben! We are just over London!"

Finally, it is the American's turn. He shoves his hand outside the plane and brings it back in immediately. "We're flying over Detroit. I know because my watch just got stolen."

The President of Brazil, France and United States share a flight around the world

The United state president puts his hands out of the windows and says:

"We are in the US! I just touched the Statue of Liberty"

Some time passes, the French president puts his hands out and says out loud:

"Now we are in France. I just touched the Eiffel tower".

After a while the Brazilian president also puts his hands out of the Airplane and says:

"Yes, we finally are in Brazil. I just had my watch stolen"

What's the difference between a tick, and the eiffel tower?

Well nothing, after all they are both Paris sites.

I tried to climb the Eiffel tower once

But eiffel :/


Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his studio

The burglar got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of what he looked like. On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, a washing machine, and the Eiffel tower.

I tried climbing that tower in Paris..

but Eiffel.

Once an American, a French and an Indian were travelling in an airplane.

To find out where they have reached, the American stretched his hand out of the plane and said, "We have reached America".

The other two asked how for which he replied,"Well my hand hit the Statue of Liberty".

Next the French stretches his hand out and said,"We have reached France".

The other two asks how for which he replied,"Well my hand hit the Eiffel Tower".

Then the Indian puts his hand out of the plane and said, "We have reached India".

The other two asks how and he replied, "Well someone stole my watch".

One day Pablo Picasso returned to his workshop and saw a thief running out...

When the gendarmerie came to investigate, Picasso told them that he could draw a picture of the man. Armed with his drawing, the gendarmes quickly arrested a three-legged dog, a letter box, and the Eiffel Tower.

"What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?"

***"They're both Paris sites."***

A man from Egypt, a man from Paris and a man from Liverpool are all on a hot air balloon ride

The man from Egypt says "we're in Egypt! I can see the beautiful pyramids". A while later the man from Paris says "we're in Paris! I can see the Eiffel Tower from here". Next, the man from Liverpool spoke. He said "we're in Liverpool! I can see someone stealing my car!".

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What do you call someone who jumped off a pyramid?

In denial

What do you call someone who jumped off the Eiffel Tower?

Inseine

As they stood on top of The Eiffel Tower, watching a beautiful sunset, he got down on one knee and said, Honey?

She gasped audibly and said, Yeah?

He said, Help! My replacement knee is made of magnets.

Why are the Eiffel Tower lights so bright ?

French resistance is low.

I saw the Eiffel tower for the first time and

Eiffel for it.

What's the difference between the Eiffel Tower and COVID-19?

One of them is actually breathtaking.

An American, a Frenchman and a Romanian were flying together

– Now we're in America, said the American proudly. Look, the Statue of Liberty!
After several hours, the Frenchman says:
– Now we're in France! Look, the Eiffel Tower!
After some more couple of hours, the Romanian says:
– We are in Romania.
– How did you realize that? It's dark outside.
– My wrist watch has disappeared

Do you know why the Eiffel tower is so tall?

So you can see the white flag from Berlin.

A father was found dead at the foot of the Eiffel Tower

He was found with a note in his hand with the words written "Eiffel off the tower"


What do you call a tourist visiting the Eiffel Tower?

PariSites.

Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?

It's a real Eiffel.

Yo mama so fat

Her panties could be used as a safety net on the Eiffel tower

Can a Kangaroo jump higher than the Eiffel Tower ?

Of course, the Eiffel Tower can't jump !

Why is Eiffel Tower so big?

It must be possible to see white flag from Berlin.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

I went sightseeing in france and decided to check out that famous tower.

It sure was an Eiffel

What's the same about a girls legs and the Eiffel Tower?

The more you go up the more they take your breath away

Eat the Eiffel Tower

It's high in iron.

What did the clock say when it got to the top of the Eiffel Tower?

Time's up.

What did the Eiffel Tower say when it tumbled down?

I fell

A Brazilian, a Frenchman, and a Nigerian were in a plane.

The pilot told them that they have to jump out of the plane when they find their country. The Brazilian jumped out when he saw the Christ the Redeemer statue. The Frenchman jumped out when he saw the Eiffel Tower. When it was the Nigerian's turn the pilot asked, "When will you jump?" The Nigerian put his hand outside the plane window. When he brought it back in, his watch was gone. He said, "Ah, we've reached my country."

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