Comical & Quirky Ehh Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
I asked my buddy if he always puts an orange wedge in his beer.
He said, "Ehh not really. Maybe once in a Blue Moon."
A wind turbine and an A/C unit walk into a bar
The wind turbine asks: "Hey man! How's your job going?"
A/C unit: "ehh, it's cool but I'm not a huge fan."
A drunk guy gets into a taxi..
-Ehh.. 'scuse me, driver... would it be okay if.. I left a few beers, some fried chicken, 2 tequila shots and some rice on your back seat?
-(confused)Ehm, sure.
*#vomits#*
Sorry people, I had to.
Are you a good knight, or a bad knight?
Ehh, medieval.
I pretty sure I just came up with this an original joke ...
A man venting to a couple who he is friends with at their local hangout about his wife, "She called me a misogynistic pig."
The couple who is listening, both look at each other before the female asks, "and how do you feel about what she said?"
He thinks about for a moment and says, "Ehh, she probably just on her period!"
What's the most awkward place to run into a homeless person?
On your way to the Coinstar... "ehh, no i don't have any spare change, I was just on my way to turn this into real money"
My mum told me she never really liked the angles in a square.
I said "ehh, they're alright"
How many procrastinators does it take to change a light bulb?
Ehh, I'll tell you tomorrow.
The first Matrix director coming out as a trans-woman felt bold, unexpected and original....
.... the second one? Ehh... not so much.
I was asked earlier how i felt about the assassination of east sides most notorious rapper
I responded ehh no biggie
A drunk sits down in the taxi...
Taxi driver: "Where to?"
"Home"
"Ehh... could you be more specific?"
"The living room"
You can explore ehh tread reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean ehh erm dad jokes. There are also ehh puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
