The Best 44 Egyptians Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Egyptians jokes. There are some egyptians kings jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these egyptians ancient egyptian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Egyptians Jokes and Puns

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Egyptians joke, How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

Egyptians are quite good at recognizing conmen.

They're not falling for that pyramid scheme business again.


Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis

(If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Egyptians joke, Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Why did ancient Egyptians shave their heads?

To be more pharaohdynamic.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Did you know the internet was created by egyptians

They have a long history of worshiping cats and writing on walls.

Inspired by a post on showerthoughts

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What did the Egyptians say to Moses when he parted the Red Sea?

No way!!!

What did Moses say?

Yahweh.

What did the ancient Egyptians say when they didn't get into the afterlife?

dAMMIT.

2 Egyptians noticed their farts smelled the same.

They had a Tutankhamen.

Did you know that ancient Egyptians were related by their farts?

It's true. They had a toot in common.

Why did the Ancient Egyptians build Great Pyramids?

Because their Great Igloos melted.

Egyptians joke, Why did the Ancient Egyptians build Great Pyramids?

How did the Egyptians trick their slaves into working so hard?

With a pyramid scheme.

About 3.000 years ago, lived the Egyptians. In their time, they build the pyramids.

As it should be...
I think, if you're going to build pyramids.
You should do it in your own time.

(Sorry if my English isn't that great, I translated it from my language.)

Mummy DNA shows that the ancients don't have much in common with modern Egyptians

But at least they have Tutankhamun


Why do Egyptians shave their heads?

To make them more pharaoh-dynamic

How did the Ancient Egyptians secure their Boats?

With an Ankhor

What happens to Egyptians who don't believe?

They end up in deNILE

Ancient Egyptians basically spent their lives in denial.

Where did the Egyptians park when they visited King Arthur?

Camelot.

Why do Egyptians never believe they're drowning?

They're in de Nile

Saudi Arabia won against Egypt in a Soccer match.

Egyptians had a better plan but Saudis had better execution.

Where do Egyptians go when their backs hurt?

The Cairo-practor

Ancient Egyptians who worked to preserve the Pharaoh for the afterlife are known for having being very good businessmen. In fact, they even invented what we know today as the "return policy."

It was know back then as the "mummy back guarantee..."

How do shady Egyptians make money?

Pyramid schemes.

How do Egyptians get to work?

They use a new bus!

Why did the Ancient Egyptians really like iron?

Because iron is pharaohmagnetic

How many Ancient Egyptians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Oh! You're a conspiracy theorist too?

I didn't realize the ancient Egyptians were so concerned with information security.

Everybody who was important got encrypted.

What part of the head...

Do Egyptians love most?

The temple

What do you call it when a pair of Egyptians fart simultaneously?

A Tutankhamen

Two Egyptians are having an argument

The first Egyptian farts and the second one laughs so hard he farts.

"Well, at least we have a Tutankhamun!"

How are Egyptians, trains, and butts similar?

They've got toot in common.

Why didn't the Egyptians hire a Clive to write their manuscripts?

So they could hire a Cliff

What did the ancient egyptians call their milfs?

Mummies

Where do Egyptians go when people keep doubting them?

Into de-Nile

Why did the ancient egyptians all love Nissan?

Because Nissan Sentra.


My wife says I'm going to Duat for this one....

What did the ancient Egyptians wipe their butts with?

Poopyrus.

What do the Egyptians and Kardashians have in common?

Their daddies became mummies

Where were the Egyptians during the flood?

In de-nile

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