Egyptians Jokes
59 egyptians jokes and hilarious egyptians puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about egyptians that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Egyptians Short Jokes
Short egyptians jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The egyptians humour may include short pyramid jokes also.
- All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
- Egyptian babies didn't know that one day their daddy would become a mummy Neither did the kardashians
- Got an email asking me to invest in Egyptian architecture. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.
- What's the only animal unaffected by climate change? Egyptian Crocodiles.
Because they live in the Nile. - Egyptian joke A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.
- An Egyptian man won't accept that he is a bad swimmer, so he jumped into the river... He's still in the Nile.
- Tesla is considering releasing a line of electric buses named after Egyptian gods. It'll be A-new-bus.
- I want to open a restaurant that fuses Chinese and Middle Eastern cuisine I call it "Wok like an Egyptian".
- Why cant Egyptian crocodiles get through the 5 stages of grief? They keep getting stuck in de Nile
- I keep having bad dreams about an ancient Egyptian mummy attacking me while I'm cooking. I call them my... Rameses kitchen nightmares.
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Egyptians One Liners
Which egyptians one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with egyptians? I can suggest the ones about kings and ancient egyptian.
- What did the Egyptians use to travel to the Underworld? A new bus.
- The Egyptians claim there are no crocodiles in their country. I think they're in de Nile.
- I was offered a job building Egyptian tombs Turned out to be a pyramid scheme
- Egyptian alcoholics are the hardest to talk to..... They are always in denial.
- Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids? To get to the other side.
- Where to Egyptians go when they have a sore back? The Cairo-practor
- Why did ancient Egyptians shave their heads? To be more pharaohdynamic.
- Why did the Egyptian Civilization decline? It turned out to be a giant pyramid scheme.
- The Egyptian man became a bone doctor... They called him a Cairopractor
- Why was the Egyptian kid confused? Because his daddy was a mummy
- What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God? Anoobis
- What is it called when an Egyptian scams you? A pyramid scheme.
- Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians? Because they all live in de-nile...
- I got my back adjusted a practitioner of ancient egyptian medicine A Cairo-practor
- Why shouldn't you work for an Egyptian company? They're all pyramid schemes
Hilarious Egyptians Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about egyptians you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pharaoh jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make egyptians pranks.
An English tourist in a Cairo bazaar...
An English tourist in a Cairo bazaar was offered a large skull by a street-trader. "Dis de skull of great Queen Cleopatra, effendi," said the Egyptian, "only one hundred English pounds."
"No, thank you," said the Englishman. "It's far too expensive."
"How 'bout dis one, effendi?" said the street-trader, producing a small skull.
"Whose skull is that?"
"Dis de skull of great Queen Cleopatra when she was little girl!"
The egyptian man wouldnt admit he'd fallen in a river
I guess he was in de Nile
Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?
Anubis
(If you don't get it, say it slower.)
Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?
They've got a "toot in common."
Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethic minority, so...
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Singaporean, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Monk, an Italian, a Serb, a Russian and an Ethiopian went to a bar.
The bouncer said, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai"
What do you call an Egyptian god who s**... at CS:GO?
A-noob-is.
What did one Egyptian say to the other when they f**... at the same time?
Looks like we've got a Tutankhamen.
Where do Egyptians go when their backs hurt?
The Cairo-practor
What is the first stage of grief for an Egyptian?
Denile.
How do Egyptians get to work?
They use a new bus!
Did you hear about the ancient Egyptian man that launched a successful stone quarry business?
Turns out it was a pyramid scheme all along.
Did you hear about the Egyptian who refused to accept that he was drowning?
He was in denial
What do you call an Egyptian physical therapist?
A Cairopractor
What do you call an Egyptian doctor who fixes back problems?
A Cairo-practor!
Never invest in Egyptian archaeology
It's a pyramid scheme
What do you call an Egyptian mummy that thinks its a doctor?
A Cairopractor
Some guy wanted me to privately invest in Egyptian architecture
I turned it down... I have a feeling it involves a pyramid scheme.
I was offered to invest in restoring an ancient Egyptian architecture
I didn't reply, it sounded like a pyramid scheme
I was taught to always follow my dreams no matter what.
So now I just need to rescue my boss's wooden horse from the pool that's filled with spaghetti before the Egyptian soccer team gets back from practice.
Rachel from middle school? What are you doing here?
