Egyptian Pharaoh Jokes

Funniest Egyptian Pharaoh Short Jokes

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1. All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
2. Egyptian joke A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.
3. An old Egyptian pharaoh drowned himself when he learned the new, younger pharaoh was taking over... He was in denial.
4. Did you hear that archaeologists discovered an unusual ancient Egyptian tomb recently? The body was preserved with chocolate and nuts.
   Experts believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Roche!
5. There was once an Egyptian Pharaoh rumored to have never passed gas... His name was Toot-Uncommon.
6. Why didn't the peasants attend the Egyptian king's open palace party? The address was "2, Pharaoh Way"
7. I once played chess with an Egyptian King... ...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh.
8. The Egyptian government recently found a new sarcophagus They found a pharaoh inside it, covered in chocolate and nuts. They named her pharaoh rocher.
9. Why did the Egyptian priests think the new Pharaoh was going to die young? Because he was a too-tan commoner.
10. Have you heard of the Egyptian Pharaoh who almost never f**...? They called him King Toot-Uncommon

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Egyptian Pharaoh One Liners

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1. What do you call an Egyptian Pharaoh who rarely farts? Toot-uncommon!
2. Why do Egyptians shave their heads? To make them more pharaoh-dynamic
3. What operating system did the ancient Egyptian Pharaohs use? Ubuntutankhamun
4. What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic? ANKH ANKH!!
5. What name did they give the Egyptian pharaoh who rarely passed gas? Toot-uncommon
6. Why are sounds made by Egyptian mummies such a turn-on? They're pharaoh-moans.
7. When the Chinese-Egyptian guy at work brings in cake: "For he's a jolly good Pharaoh..."
8. How many Egyptians can you fit in a pyramid? A pharaoh mount.
9. How did Egyptian kings communicate with their wives? They used their Pharaoh-moans.
10. Ever heard of that Egyptian pop artist? I think his name was Pharaoh Williams
11. What did the Ancient Egyptians call the Pharaoh who f**... oddly? Toot uncommon

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