Egyptian Mummy Jokes

Funniest Egyptian Mummy Short Jokes

Short egyptian mummy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The egyptian mummy humour may include short egyptian mummies jokes also.

1. Egyptian babies didn't know that one day their daddy would become a mummy Neither did the kardashians
2. Egyptian joke A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.
3. I keep having bad dreams about an ancient Egyptian mummy attacking me while I'm cooking. I call them my... Rameses kitchen nightmares.
4. Found an old joke from a 1953 newspaper: What do naughty Egyptian girls become? Mummies, I guess.
5. What is one thing that Egyptian kids do not realise? That their Daddies will eventually become Mummies...
6. Whats the difference between an ancient Egyptian Prince and a Kardashian? The Egyptian knew from the start that their daddy would become a mummy.
7. Mummy DNA shows that the ancients don't have much in common with modern Egyptians But at least they have Tutankhamun
8. What did the Egyptian boy say to the Egyptian girl? Come behind the pyramid, I'll make you a mummy
9. Why did the little British boy become an Ancient Egyptian Historian? Because he wanted his mummy to be proud him.
10. Archeologists discovered an ancient Egyptian tomb that was dedicated solely to women. At least that's what they concluded as it was full of Mummys.

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Egyptian Mummy One Liners

Which egyptian mummy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with egyptian mummy? I can suggest the ones about egyptian pyramids and mummy.

1. Why was the Egyptian kid confused? Because his daddy was a mummy
2. What do you call an Egyptian mummy that thinks its a doctor? A Cairopractor
3. What do the Egyptians and Kardashians have in common? Their daddies became mummies
4. What happens to Egyptian girls who forget to take their pills? They become mummies.
5. What was the most common reason ancient Egyptians would cry? They missed their mummies.
6. What did the ancient egyptians call their milfs? Mummies
7. You should check out that Egyptian antiquities store. They have a mummy-back guarantee!
8. What did the baby Egyptian say when he got lost? .
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   I want my mummy.
9. Why are sounds made by Egyptian mummies such a turn-on? They're pharaoh-moans.
10. Why are Egyptian children so confused? Because their daddies are mummies.
11. Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy? Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
12. How is an Egyptian mummy similar to a f**...? They have a toot in common.
13. What did the Ancient Egyptians call a good lookin mummy? a m**...

Egyptian Mummy Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about egyptian mummy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean egyptian pharaoh jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make egyptian mummy pranks.