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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal." '
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.
Because egypt his tooth.
I guess he was in de Nile
Turns out it was just a pyramid scheme.
They're not falling for that pyramid scheme business again.
They are always in denial.
To get to the other side.
But he's still in the Nile.
Anubis
(If you don't get it, say it slower.)
The man from Egypt says "we're in Egypt! I can see the beautiful pyramids". A while later the man from Paris says "we're in Paris! I can see the Eiffel Tower from here". Next, the man from Liverpool spoke. He said "we're in Liverpool! I can see someone stealing my car!".
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They've got a "toot in common."
Hey we have a toot in common.
They called him a Cairopractor
...because they're all in *da nile.*
One of them lived in Cuba, and was named Juan. The other lived in Egypt, and was named Jamal.
10 years after their birth, their birth mother was sent a picture of one of the twins. "I wish I could see the other one," she said. The adoption mother then said,
" If you've seen juan, you've seen jamal."
While looking at the pyramids, a local merchant calls them over. He offers the man 100 camels in exchange for his wife. The man takes a few minutes, but ultimately refuses the offer and the two go on their way. A bit later the man's wife asks him, "What took you so long to say no?". The man replies, "I was trying to think of a way to bring 100 camels back home!"
So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt
They had a Tutankhamen.
I promise it's not a pyramid scheme.
Egypt 8 .. Ethiopia didn't
They're always in de Nile.
He's still in the Nile.
Because his daddy was a mummy
Experts on site identified the mummy as Pharaoh Roche.
"Ya right, mon, you in denial"
Because they're so full of mummies
(As told by "Jackie chan" while cooking my lunch on the hibachi grill)
And if you disagree, you're in the Nile.
So I called the cairopractor
- Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait
1. Israel
....and he's still in denial.
Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate & hazelnuts, and believe it to be Pharoah Rocher.
...I'll be staying out of the shade then.
He was in denial.
The archaeologists could not determine its origin. Then a Soviet adviser offered his help. The mummy was delivered to the Soviet embassy. In two hours the Soviet adviser appeared and said, "His name was Amenkhotep 23 rd."
"How did you find out?"
"He confessed," the advisor said.
turns out he was in de-Nile
Turned out to be a pyramid scheme
Oddly enough, the mummy was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Rosher.
To make them more pharaoh-dynamic
Looks like we've got a Tutankhamen.
They said it was a Pharaoh Rocher.
To make the wife a mummy.
In denial
Friend: ....
Me: Yeah, they're in Da Nile
It got so bad I had to see a Cairopractor.
I guess I'm just in denial
It could be noted, the pharoah was the ruler.
Juveniles
The Cairo-practor
He was in denial.
They use a new bus!
A woman has identical twins and is forced to give them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're identical twins!
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan.
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal
They become mummies.
He was in De Nile.
Operation Toot 'n Calm 'Em will last for the rest of the week.
A Pyramid Scheme.
They all live in de-Nile
They keep getting stuck in de Nile
They had some really weird goods for sale. Honestly, the whole thing was just a little bazaar.
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
He had a break up and now he's in denial
Archologist believe it maybe Pharaoh Roche...
In Egypt, we know who won before the elections.
To live in a state of de Nile.
Neither did the kardashians
After some digging, they found a pyramid and a mummy inside it. Unfortunately, they can't determine who the mummy is. They get in touch with the NKVD who arrive a few hours later in the form of three hulking men carrying briefcases. The NKVD goons go inside the pyramid. After a few hours they come out.
"The mummy is Amenhotep XIII" says one of the NKVD goons.
"How did you find out?" asks one of the archeologists.
"He admitted it", replies the NKVD goon.
When they're in the Nile.
Into de-Nile
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