The Best 70 Egypt Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Egypt jokes. There are some egypt nile jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these egypt ancient egypt puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Egypt Jokes and Puns

A woman has twins...

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal." '

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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.

The egyptian man wouldnt admit he'd fallen in a river

I guess he was in de Nile

A friend of mine recently got offered a job in Egypt.

Turns out it was just a pyramid scheme.

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Egyptian alcoholics are the hardest to talk to.....

They are always in denial.


Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

In Egypt they started throwing gay people in the river, an Egyptian friend of mine swears he isn't gay.

But he's still in the Nile.

Egypt joke, In Egypt they started throwing gay people in the river, an Egyptian friend of mine swears he isn't g

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis

(If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

The Egyptian man became a bone doctor...

They called him a Cairopractor

They won't admit the Egypt flight crashed...

...because they're all in *da nile.*

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Two twins were separated at birth

One of them lived in Cuba, and was named Juan. The other lived in Egypt, and was named Jamal.
10 years after their birth, their birth mother was sent a picture of one of the twins. "I wish I could see the other one," she said. The adoption mother then said,
" If you've seen juan, you've seen jamal."

my wife tried to tell me that I'm in denial...

So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt

Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient Egypt?

I promise it's not a pyramid scheme.

An Egyptian man won't accept that he is a bad swimmer, so he jumped into the river...

He's still in the Nile.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Egypt joke, Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

I just found out that Archeologist were recently digging in the Pyramids of Egypt and found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts.

Experts on site identified the mummy as Pharaoh Roche.

Two Rastafarians go to the river in Egypt and one of them gets in and says "Ey, mon, me not get wet"; his friend replies

"Ya right, mon, you in denial"

There isn't a lot of water in Egypt.

And if you disagree, you're in the Nile.


I was having a lot of back pain in Egypt

So I called the cairopractor

Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...

- Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait

1. Israel

It's been 5 months since my best friend drowned in a river in Egypt.

....and he's still in denial.

BREAKING NEWS!

Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate & hazelnuts, and believe it to be Pharoah Rocher.

I'm going on holiday to Egypt. A coworker told me it can get up to 100 degrees in the shade...

...I'll be staying out of the shade then.

An old Egyptian pharaoh drowned himself when he learned the new, younger pharaoh was taking over...

He was in denial.

A mummy was found in Egypt.

The archaeologists could not determine its origin. Then a Soviet adviser offered his help. The mummy was delivered to the Soviet embassy. In two hours the Soviet adviser appeared and said, "His name was Amenkhotep 23 rd."
"How did you find out?"
"He confessed," the advisor said.

Egypt joke, A mummy was found in Egypt.

My Egyptian friend just couldn't believe he was drowning...

turns out he was in de-Nile

I was offered a construction job in Egypt this morning.

Turned out to be a pyramid scheme

Archaeologists have recently found a mummy while excavating a tomb in Egypt

Oddly enough, the mummy was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Rosher.


What did one Egyptian say to the other when they farted at the same time?

Looks like we've got a Tutankhamen.

Breaking news from Egypt: they found a tomb covered in chocolate and nuts.

They said it was a Pharaoh Rocher.

Why did you go to Egypt for honeymoon?

To make the wife a mummy.

I'm canoeing in Sudan, not Egypt - my map must be wrong

I guess I'm just in denial

What do you call small rivers in Egypt?

Juveniles


Where do Egyptians go when their backs hurt?

The Cairo-practor

My friend and I took a trip to Egypt. While we were sightseeing, he slipped and fell into a river. I told him he needs to get out as soon as possible but he refused to acknowledge his predicament.

He was in denial.

How do Egyptians get to work?

They use a new bus!

Archeologists in Egypt have discovered a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts.

They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan. 
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal

What happens to Egyptian girls who forget to take their pills?

They become mummies.

The government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns. It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquility and normality following the recent pandemic.

Operation Toot 'n Calm 'Em will last for the rest of the week.

What was the biggest scam in Ancient Egypt?

A Pyramid Scheme.

Why cant Egyptian crocodiles get through the 5 stages of grief?

They keep getting stuck in de Nile

I visited a strange, small shop on my trip to Egypt...

They had some really weird goods for sale. Honestly, the whole thing was just a little bazaar.

Twins

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.

The U.S. election results delay is pathetic

In Egypt, we know who won before the elections.

Why is Donald Trump moving to Egypt?

To live in a state of de Nile.

Egyptian babies didn't know that one day their daddy would become a mummy

Neither did the kardashians

Why are there pyramids in Egypt?

They were too heavy to steal and put in a British museum.

The only reason there are pyramids in Egypt

is because they are too heavy to be carried to the British Museum

Why are there pyramids in Egypt?

They are too heavy to carry to the British Museum.

why are pyramids located in egypt?

they were too heavy for british people to steal and put in british museums

A Soviet archeology team is in Egypt on an expedition

They come across a pyramid and inside it is a mummy. Unfortunately, they can't determine who the mummy is. They get in touch with the NKVD who arrive a few hours later in the form of three hulking men carrying briefcases. The NKVD goons go inside the pyramid. After a few hours they come out.

"The mummy is Amenhotep XIII" says one of the NKVD goons.

"How did you find out?" asks one of the archeologists.

"He admitted it", replies the NKVD goon.

The only reason why the Pyramids exist in Egypt...

....is because they were too heavy for British folks to steal and put in the British museum

What is the most common line you will read in a British museum?

"Made in Egypt."

Why are there pyramids in Egypt?

Because they're too heavy to carry to England.

What do the Egyptians and Kardashians have in common?

Their daddies became mummies

They've unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts

The mummy was wrapped in gold foil, so they believe it is the legendary Pharaoh Rocher

Why the great pyramids are in Egypt?

Because they were to heavy too carry of to the British museum.

Where to Egyptians go when they have a sore back?

The Cairo-practor

Why are the pyramids in Egypt?

Because they wouldn't fit in the British Museum.

The Egyptians claim there are no crocodiles in their country.

I think they're in de Nile.

You know how the pharaohs of Egypt got so wealthy?

Pyramid scheme

In Egypt they require a priest to be at every airport 24/7

to bless the planes down in Africa

Two Egyptians sailed far out, into the sea

"We've sailed too far from the port! I can't see anything familiar" Says one

"We can't have sailed too far" Says the other

They were in de-Nile

Why did the Egyptian Civilization decline?

It turned out to be a giant pyramid scheme.

When it comes to climate change

Denial ain't just a dry patch of sand in Egypt

Why are the pyramids located in Egypt?

They were too big to transport to England.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.

One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan.

Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.

He responds, They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.

Why are the Great Pyramids in Egypt?

Because they're too heavy and big to take to the British Museum

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