Egrets Jokes
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What did the Heron get tattooed on his chest?
No Egrets.
My friend died from eating too much waterfowl
I thought he had lived a good, happy life
He told me that he was full of Egrets
My father loved the photos and paintings of John Audubon
He collected as many photos and paintings of all the different birds around the world.
As he lay on his deathbed facing the "wall of wading birds" I asked him if he would have done anything different.
His eyes panned across the wall and he frowned. With his last words he said.
"I have no egrets"
My girlfriend asked if I was sad that I had to give up my bird collection...
I told her I have no egrets.
I absolutely love penguins and puffins. I spent all my savings going to a sea birds aviary and saw only puffins. I didn't see any penguins.
Nor egrets.
A guy asked me if I had any hard feelings about setting all of my African herons free.
I told him I had no egrets.
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