The Best 12 Egotistical Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Egotistical jokes. There are some egotistical academia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these egotistical narcissistic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Egotistical Jokes and Puns

How many egotistical people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, they hold the light bulb, and the universe revolves around them.

Recently in court I was found guilty of being egotistical

I am appealing

A judge called me egotistical and conceited

I think I'm appealing

Everyone hated the egotistical civil engineer.

He got too big for his bridges.

Among all the machines, the pulley is the most egotistical.

It's always at the centre of a tension.


Serial killer joke

I was once interrogated a egotistical serial killer who preyed on women. I asked him, "what makes you think you're such a hit with women?" He looked at me and calmly said, "Well I take their breath away don't I?"

People tell me I'm an egotistical narcissist

I don't know what that means. But it doesn't matter because I'm the smartest, handsomest, coolest guy who has ever lived.

What do you call an egotistical person born before 1958?

Pre-Madonna.

My umbrella broke and wouldn't close, it started acting all egotistical and conceited.

You might even say it was...stuck up!

You know what they say about egotistical d*cks...

The bigger they are, the harder she screams.

What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.

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What's the difference between a pilot and a well trained monkey?

The monkeys aren't as egotistical.

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