Egotist Jokes
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How many egotistical people does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, they hold the light bulb, and the universe revolves around them.
How many egotists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. They hold it up in the air and the whole world revolves around them.
An egoist, a feminist and a Socialist walk into a bar...
An egotist, a feminist, and a Socialist walk into a bar.
The bartender overheard their conversation about politics and sarcastically said, "You guys would be great presidential candidates." They took him seriously...
...apparently America did too.
You know what they say about egotistical d*cks...
The bigger they are, the harder she screams.
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