The Best 7 Egocentric Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Egocentric jokes. There are some egocentric gir jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these egocentric pez puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Egocentric Jokes and Puns

My dad said It was Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit and Anders Celsius to create the terms used for thermometer scales

I replied: Don't you think it's egocentric to name everything after yourself?
He said: well, to be fair they both worked hard for their degrees!

How many egocentric people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. They put the light bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.

"Egocentric" is an anagram of "Geocentric"

I guess the world really does revolve around me...

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

Rap must seem very egocentric to Spanish people...

"Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!"

How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the egocentric kat jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working egocentric kunt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes