Ego Jokes
76 ego jokes and hilarious ego puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ego that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Have you ever heard of an Argentinian pilot who boasted about their ego but was then humbled by a clever rejoinder? Or what about the ever popular male ego booster jokes? This article looks into the humorousness of ego jokes, as well as the pitfalls of conceit. Read on to learn more about Richards' famous ego jokes and why having an intelligent sense of humour is key.
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Funniest Ego Short Jokes
Short ego jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ego humour may include short intelligent jokes also.
- Clever Insult joke If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level.
- Ego and superego walk into a bar Bartender folds his arms and says I'm gonna need to see some id
- My friends a farmer with a huge ego problem All I did was ask where he was and he brags that he's out standing in his field
- Trump's ego is so big... Trump's ego is so big that when he bangs a super-model, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off.
-Seth Macfarlane, CC Roast of Trump - How do you kill an Italian? Take him to the top of his ego and throw him off.
(This is a joke we say in colombia but about the Argentinians) - An ego and super-ego went to a nightclub. The bouncer said "You're not coming in without id!"
- They say I have an inflated Ego. I don't know what they mean. Got an inflatable castle for my kids,
and I guess they're just envious that I'm such a great father. - If I ever wanted to kill myself... climbing up your ego and jumping down to your IQ level would get the job done.
- Three Words Three words to ruin a man's ego...
"Is it in?"
Three words to ruin a woman's ego...
"I don't know" - During our breakup, my ex said that my ego was way too big But I think it's one of the things that makes me so great
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Ego One Liners
Which ego one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ego? I can suggest the ones about intellectual and narcissistic.
- An ego and a superego walk into a bar. The bartender says "I'll have to see some id"
- Ego and superego walk into a bar The bartender says I'm gonna need to see some id
- If I wanted to kill myself... I'd jump from your ego to your IQ.
- I just found my friend has a secret life as a priest It's his altar ego
- I just found out that my friend has a secret life as a priest. It's his altar ego.
- How does the pope refer to his secret superhero identity? It's his altar ego.
- An Ego and a Super Ego walk into a bar The bartender says "I can't serve you without ID."
- Three words to ruin a man's ego...? Is it in?
- What three words are most destructive to a man's ego? Is it in?
- Why are Americans so arrogant? Because our national bird is the ego.
- I lost my Id the other day. Well, at least I still have my Ego and Super Ego.
- What do you call a Superhero with a dentist alter ego? Plaque Panther
- Three Words to Ruin a Guy's Ego Girl: Is it in??
- If Blizzard pulls Overwatch off the market... Does that make the fans ego D.vastated?
- What do you call the identity of a person who secretly is a priest? It's an altar ego.
Alter Ego Jokes
Here is a list of funny alter ego jokes and even better alter ego puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If a priest is selfcenteret Would you say he has an alter ego?
- If Iron Man were the household appliance, his alter ego would be Tony Starch. #ShowerThoughts
- What do you call Ralph Nader's alter ego? His alter-nader
- Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing. - What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego? Inertia.
Argentinian Ego Jokes
Here is a list of funny argentinian ego jokes and even better argentinian ego puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How do you kill an Argentinian? Take him to the top of his ego and throw him off.
Male Ego Jokes
Here is a list of funny male ego jokes and even better male ego puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why does it take more than a million sperms to fertilize one egg? 1) Female Ego...
Rejection without Reason!
2) Male Ego...
Won't Ask For Directions! - What's so fragile that even mentioning it breaks it? The male ego.
Hilarious Ego Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about ego you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean narcissist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ego pranks.
One I wrote a while ago: Anti-Boasting Cream
Now I don't tell many jokes and definitely don't write them so I found this on my phone from about two years ago and was amazed!
I went to see the Doctor this morning about my big ego. He told me to try this anti-boasting cream.
I said, how do I apply it? It's just i've got really soft, sensitive, supple skin. He said, You just have to rub it in.
I told my wife "Beware the Ides of March!"
I told my wife "Beware the Ides of March! I'm in the mood to do some stabbing from behind, if you know what I mean. "
She said, "I just might die of surprise if you make it to 23 stabs!"
So yeah, only my ego got murdered today.
Conversation at the breakfast table this morning.
Him: I shouldn't say I love you with all my heart. I should say, I love you with all my liver, since it's bigger.
Me: Then you should love me with all your ego.
Him: I don't love you that much.
How Putin ruined the ego of swingers everywhere
Vladimir Putin: Some people say that group s**... is better than s**... as a pair - because I guess, like with any teamwork, one can dodge being good at it.
Did ya hear about the cannibal lion with a huge ego?
He had to s**... his pride
As a middleaged Argentine native I have come to the conclusion that our big ego and our arrogance don't let us see things the way they really are. We must admit that sometimes we make mistakes. Thus, we Argentines are imperfect.
...until you reach 50.
What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?
....Sandy ego.
I am considering making a balloon of my subconscious...
But I'm afraid it will only inflate my ego...
My s**... life is exactly like my ego...
I always come first
Trump has such high ego
that when he bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he is jerking off.
s**...
If I'd ever want to commit s**..., I will jump off your ego to your elo.
The Id, The Ego, and The Super Ego walk into a bar....
The Id, The Ego, and The Super Ego walk into a bar. No they didn't! Yes, they did! None of this even matters!
What did Sigmund Freud say when his patient wouldn't unhand his waffle?
Leggo my ego!
Well there's definitely one word I can't use to describe Tom Brady's ego...
Inflated.
Does one really suffer from having an inflated ego?
...or is it the greatest disease anyone could possibly ever have, ever?
Why do people's personalities change so much after marriage?
Because out comes their altar ego.
The king's ego really took a hit when he couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
His men were walking on eggshells.
I don't have an ego
I'm just perfect
"If I wanted to commit s**...
"If I wanted to commit s**..., I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
How does an Argentinean commit s**...?
He climbs up on his ego and then jumps off.
Before he was famous
Biggie Smalls to friend: I'm the greatest rapper of all time. Nobody can match my skills. Not even you.
Friend: wow, big ego.
The size, complexities and wonder of the universe can only be matched by the ignorance, ego and stupidity of man.
Source: my ex-wife
People say I have an ego problem
I disagree. In fact, I think I am the most level-headed person in all of Earth.
Big Ego
Usually I have a big eggo, but I just wasn't in the mood for waffles today.
Ego and Super-Ego walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm going to need to see some Id."
What do you call a cannibal who has a big ego?
Full of himself
I'm trying to work on my ego...
But it's hard if you're so awesome.
