Eggshells Jokes
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I want to repaint my room a shade of white...
...but I can't decide between "eggshell", "beige", or "2016 Oscars".
Where do bad eggs go when they die?
eggshell
I try so hard not to upset my vegan girlfriend.
I'm constantly treading on eggshells.
Which she also doesn't approve of.
Sean Connery's doctor told him...
...that it wasn't healthy to keep eating entire eggs, shells and all. "Just give it up for 40 days in the spring, and I bet you'll feel better."
The actor took his advice, and returned after 40 days.
"How was it?" the doctor asked.
Sean Connery smiled. "Eggshell-Lent!"
If you ever feel like you're walking on eggshells..
Imagine Edward Scissorhands with an itchy scalp.
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