The Best 6 Eggshells Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eggshells jokes. There are some eggshells men jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eggshells egg puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Eggshells Jokes and Puns

I try so hard not to upset my vegan girlfriend.

I'm constantly treading on eggshells.

Which she also doesn't approve of.

The king's ego really took a hit when he couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

His men were walking on eggshells.

Whenever I confront the messy baker

I'm always walking on eggshells.

If you ever feel like you're walking on eggshells..

Imagine Edward Scissorhands with an itchy scalp.

Yo mamma so fat...

she can't even talk about walking on eggshells.


The current social climate between men and women is tense

A lot of guys say they're often walking on eggshells. I tell them that's the problem. It creates a stressful sound.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eggshells seashell jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working eggshells lot piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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