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Eggs Hatch Jokes

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A mother Chameleon was so overcome with joy when her eggs hatched that her camouflage dropped.

Looking down excitedly, she exclaimed, "I've become apparent!"

My friend is a magician and he said he could make a chicken hatch back into an egg

But first he would need to add a rear door to the chicken coupe

Hey girl, do you play Pokemon GO?

Because I wouldn't mind helping you hatch some of your eggs.

Two eagles walk into a law firm looking for a job

The hiring manager asks, "So why should I hire you two?"
And the eagles say, "Well, we've been eagles since the day we hatched from our eggs. You're never going to find a para-eagles better than us!"

The chicken's egg never hatched...

It was a bad yoke.

ADHD in just-hatched chicks is also known as ...

Restless Egg Syndrome

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