eggplants Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious eggplants puns

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.


Eggplants are part of the cucumber family alongside tomatoes and zuccinis making them fruits...

And not eggs


I like to throw eggplants in the air and shoot them while listening to Prince.

Purple rain, purple rain...


You can't buy dildo in a turd world Muslim country

That's where eggplants come in handy.


What are the most funny Eggplants jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Eggplants? Well, here are the best Eggplants dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Eggplants pick up lines to share with friends.


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