Eggplant Jokes
29 eggplant jokes and hilarious eggplant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eggplant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for some eggplant-related humor? Check out these funny eggplant jokes! From eggplant puns to eggplant-themed knock-knock jokes, these jokes are sure to get a laugh out of everyone. So whether you're looking for a laugh or just want to impress your friends with your Eggplant knowledge, these jokes are for you!
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Funniest Eggplant Short Jokes
Short eggplant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The eggplant humour may include short zucchini jokes also.
- Have you ever heard of the ckicken plant? I guess the eggplant came first!
I work at a grocery store and a guy in the produce department told me this. He thought it was hilarious - What do an eggplant and a chicken have in common? They're both purple... except for the chicken.
- Why did the chicken bury its egg underground? He wanted to grow an eggplant
Joke from my dad. - What's the difference between a chick pea and an eggplant? Trump didn't have an eggplant on a bed in a Moscow hotel room.
- A guy with a carrot in his nose, an eggplant in one ear and a cucumber in the other, goes to his doctor... "Doc, what's wrong with me?"
"Well, it appears as if you have an eating disorder." - Driving through the Country My boyfriend saw a farm as we drove by and read the name out loud- "There's Falak Farm."
I replied- "Yeah, they must grow cucumbers and eggplant there." - Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party? Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.
- Eggplants are part of the cucumber family alongside tomatoes and zuccinis making them fruits... And not eggs
- Durex's "Eggplant Flavoured" c**... won't be the first time a woman's being pleasured by a vegetable. Just ask Mrs. Stephen Hawking.
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Eggplant One Liners
Which eggplant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eggplant? I can suggest the ones about vegetable and fruit vegetable.
- What is a huge henhouse called? an Eggplant.
- What do you get if you rub an eggplant? A little aubergenie
- Q: Where do eggplants come from?
A: Chicken plants. - What is another name for an Eggplant? A chicken. It plants eggs
- What kind of factory is a chicken coop? An eggplant!
- Blue Collar Work Where does the blue collar chicken work?
The Eggplant. - What do you get when you put an egg in the ground? An eggplant.
- What plant can become an animal? An eggplant.
- What do you reap after sow the yolk? Eggplant
- How do you flip an eggplant? Over easy
- How do you call a vegan egg? An eggplant.
- Prefect gift for Mrs. Hawkins at her husband's f**.... Durex "Eggplant flavored" c**...
Comical Eggplant Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about eggplant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean green beans jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make eggplant pranks.
Three nuns.
Three nuns are at the grocery store shopping. The eggplant they wanted to buy was only available in packs of four. Distressed, the first nun says , what do we do sister? There are three of us, but the package is for four! Don't you worry about that, says the second nun. We'll just cook the fourth eggplant for dinner.
homophobic strawberry
A strawberry walks up to his friend the eggplant and asks him what he thinks of the tomato. The eggplant answers "I don't know, he seems like an alright guy. Why? What do you think of him?" The strawberry answers "I don't know, man. He seems like kind of a fruit".
Joke from orange is the new black
So a penguin and a farmer walk into a bar. The penguin starts eating the tiny fancy drink umbrellas. The Bartender says to the Farmer, "Hey, your eggplant's gotta pay for those." And so the Penguin says "Dude, he's not an eggplant, he's r**...."
Translated a joke from Japanese
Japanese has a lot of pun-filled jokes that I don't think would translate well into English without explanation, but here is one of my favorite Japanese jokes that I think could translate well...
Question: A truck is carrying eggplant, tomatoes, and pumpkins. It hits a sharp turn. What fell?
Answer: Its speed.
