The Best 13 Eggo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eggo jokes. There are some eggo wildfire jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eggo ihop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Eggo Jokes and Puns

Where are you when you're eating an Eggo on the beach and you drop it in the sand?

San Diego

(thought of this myself, it's better spoken)

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

"Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo?"

What do you call a waffle found on the beach?

Sandy eggo

Eggo joke, What do you call a waffle found on the beach?

Remember when frozen waffles were a big thing?

That sure was a while *Eggo.*

What do you call a waffle made in California?

A sandy Eggo.


What does a waffle call his complete existential paradigm shift?

His eggo death

Where's the best place to eat waffles on the beach?

Sandy Eggo.

Eggo joke, Where's the best place to eat waffles on the beach?

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

Big Ego

Usually I have a big eggo, but I just wasn't in the mood for waffles today.

What's Elevens [Stranger Things] Favourite Disney Song?

Let Eggo, Let Eggo...

Introducing: WaffleMan!

You'll never guess what his alter eggo is though...

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Why did the person with alzheimer sue eggo

He found a fork in his pancake

What's A Californians Favorite Waffle?

A Sandy Eggo (San Diego)

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