The Best 6 Eggnostic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eggnostic jokes. There are some eggnostic rum jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eggnostic ancients puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Eggnostic Jokes and Puns

Christian people are boycotting eggnog this year

They heard if you drink it, you become eggnostic

Why don't chickens go to church?

Because they're Eggnostic

I consider myself an eggnostic

I just don't think we can know which came first...

What religion do holiday drinks follow?

They don't, they're eggnostic

Why Humpty Dumpty so impartial about Christmas?

Because he's eggnostic...

What do you call a kid who's not sure whether Santa is real anymore?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eggnostic tandem jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working eggnostic tsars piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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