The Best 8 Eggnog Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eggnog jokes. There are some eggnog skinheads jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eggnog cadbury puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Eggnog Jokes and Puns

Christian people are boycotting eggnog this year

They heard if you drink it, you become eggnostic

Using a cinnamon stick to stir your eggnog isn't a religious practice.

It's egg-nog-stick.

The best part about Halloween eggnog?

Way more boos

What's the fastest drink in the world ?

Sonic the eggnog.

To celebrate the remake of the movie adaptation of Stephen King's "It," restaurants released their second version of eggnog with a scoop of ice cream and a peppermint stick:

The "Yule float II." Only $1.99 You'll make sure to get your change - if you want to be penny-wise.

I have a simple recipe for eggnog...

It's one part rum.

What does a girl with daddy issues want for Christmas?

Santa's special creamy eggnog

I used to have a great big mustache, but my girlfriend told me it was disgusting and made me shave it.

I miss it already. Where else am I supposed to find eggnog in the middle of April?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eggnog yule jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working eggnog nog piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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