Eggcellent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eggcellent jokes. There are some eggcellent excellent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eggcellent fertilised puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Eggcellent Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

I am vegan and I realised something sad.

I will never be egg-cellent again…

Did you hear about the guy who painted Easter eggs?

He did a good job. Not egg-cellent but good.

Why was the chefs cheesy omelette so good?

He was an eggcellent chef.

You know what makes eggs so good...?

There eggcellent taste

My bird puns are so EGG-cellent

- Do you wanna hear a bird pun?
- No
- Well... this is HAWK-ward
- dammit

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eggcellent unfunny puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working eggcellent festive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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