Following is our collection of funny Egg Yolk jokes. There are some egg yolk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these egg yolk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Because the egg cracked a yolk.
It ruins the yolk.
Nah, you'll crack up because my yolks, are egg-celent
Note:I've told this jokeat least 12 dozen times
Sorry, you wouldn't find it funny it's more of an inside yolk.
I guess the yolk's on me...
Yolk yolk yolk yolk
An anomalette
Yolk music.
A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off
New Yolk
They can't take a yolk.
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But over time I helped it come out of it's shell.
Just yolking.
That was my best yolk.
Because they have running yolks.
They come in many different colours and sizes, but deep down they all have the same yolks.
new yolk city
(ok im going)
I guess you could say it was a bad yolk.
Because they dont like to yolk around
Kara-yolk-e
and starts breaking all the eggs.
The chicken farmer gets really mad and yells at him, "What are you doing?"
The comedian goes, "Well ese, I am in a bit of a rut and I am just looking for some good yolks"
In New Yolk
He's constantly scrambling to fry and crack you up with some "egg-celent" yolk, but boil boy are they bad.
Is that some kind of cruel yolk?
"What happened?"
"I was going to make an omelette for breakfast, but I dropped the eggs on my newspaper! The front page is soaked, but I'm trying to clean the sports section, it got the worst of it.'
"No, it didn't," says the man ominously.
"What? How do you know?"
"The real yolk is always in the comics."
Of course you can, the real yolk is always in the comets.
He did not like my yolk.
Cause he can tell good yolks.
Tell it a yolk.
If we could cover our Military vehicles in dried egg yolk we would be unstoppable.
The yolk!
Sorry I got so eggcited I forgot what the yolk was.
It's different strokes for different yolks
They're made way too **oeuf**en
I hate dad yolks...
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We suggest to use only working egg yolk piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.