Egg Yolk Jokes
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Funniest Egg Yolk Short Jokes
Short egg yolk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The egg yolk humour may include short egg drop jokes also.
- Wanna hear a joke about eggs? Nah, you'll crack up because my yolks, are egg-celent
Note:I've told this jokeat least 12 dozen times - Have you heard the joke about what's in the egg Sorry, you wouldn't find it funny it's more of an inside yolk.
- *true story. I dropped an egg on my feet while cooking breakfast I guess the yolk's on me...
- This is no yolk A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off - There's nothing I love more than eggs with extra-durable yolks. They just can't be beaten.
- Years ago I made friends with an egg yolk that was extremely shy. But over time I helped it come out of it's shell.
- How can you tell if an egg has a double yolk? Send it for an eggs-ray (I'm sorry 🙈, my daughter said this when I cracked a double yolked egg into the pan this morning)
- Redditors are like eggs They come in many different colours and sizes, but deep down they all have the same yolks.
- A German went to the store to pick up some eggs. But all the eggs at the store were rotten. I guess you could say it was a bad yolk.
- Did you know you can crack open a meteor like an egg? Of course you can, the real yolk is always in the comets.
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Egg Yolk One Liners
Which egg yolk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with egg yolk? I can suggest the ones about eggs and fried egg.
- Why did the bacon laugh? Because the egg cracked a yolk.
- I hate when someone explains egg puns to me. It ruins the yolk.
- What sound does a drinking egg make? Yolk yolk yolk yolk
- What is it called when you crack an egg and two yolks come out? An anomalette
- What kind of music do eggs listen to? Yolk music.
- What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building? New Yolk
- The yellow part of the egg That's the yolk
- I only eat the center of the egg. Just yolking.
- I once found an egg with two chickens in it That was my best yolk.
- Why are eggs so good at humor? Because they have running yolks.
- what city is made for eggs new yolk city
(ok im going) - What kind of songs do eggs sing? Kara-yolk-e
- Where can you get the fresh egg? In New Yolk
- Deviled eggs? Is that some kind of cruel yolk?
- Why does the egg taste funny? Cause he can tell good yolks.
Unearthly Funniest Egg Yolk Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about egg yolk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean boiled egg jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make egg yolk pranks.
What did one egg say to the other?
It's just a Yolk!!
I was doing the dishes and i realized..
If we could cover our Military vehicles in dried egg yolk we would be unstoppable.
Just made this up!
An egg walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender gives him a drink and the egg downs it, seeming unimpressed and says, "bartender, how about another twice as strong! "
the bartender mixes another, stronger drink and gives it to the egg. The egg downs that one just the same, and again asks for a third drink, twice as strong as the last one.
The bartender, now feeling offended pours a tall stiff drink that was certain to wipe the smug look off the egg's mouth.
The egg drank this one in the same confident manner, but then his look soured.
The bartender was glad to see the change in mood, but just then, the egg throws up everything inside of it, all over the bartender.
Now, furious, the bartender starts to jump over the bar and handle business, but the egg stops him and says, "calm down, it's just a yolk! "
Eggs
What does an embryo say when it's serious?
No yolk!
So I opened an egg today and something came out.
That's the yolk.
Does anyone have any egg puns?
I need some eggcellent ideas or great yolks.
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I can only eat egg w**......
...that's no yolk!
Which is correct?
The yolk of an egg is white
*or*
The yolk of an egg are white?
Why is rotten egg the best comedian?
He's got a funny yolk.
Do you know why eggs are the only thing to laugh at 9/11?
Because it's an inside yolk
An egg voted to leave the omelet..
and then.. it.. did..
yeah, sorry its just too scrambled.
there's no way to get a good yolk out of this mess..
A Swedish friend of mine kept complaining that he could not get good eggs anywhere these days. I didn't know where to find good eggs either but...
I showed him this sub for the yolks.
People ask me why I eat so many eggs?
I tell them it's because I want to be yolked bro!!!!!
What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?
New Yolk City
What did John Lennon say when his eggs over easy accidentially became scrambled?
Yolk oh OH NO!!!
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You know what they say about egg w**...?
They can't take a yolk.
What did the construction worker say when he was finishing the tip of a skyscraper named after a part of an egg?
I'm at the height of the Yolk now.
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What can you expect from a bad egg comedian?
He's constantly scrambling to fry and crack you up with some "egg-celent" yolk, but boil boy are they bad.
How did the egg feel when his yolk got eaten?
All white
Just watched a male chicken lay an egg...
I hate dad yolks...
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There is no yolk in some eggs because
they used c**....
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Can I tell you something about egg yolks?
They're made way too **oeuf**en
Not many people know that you're supposed to scramble brown eggs differently than you do white ones
It's different strokes for different yolks
Can I tell you an egg joke? Its gonna crack you up!
Sorry I got so eggcited I forgot what the yolk was.
I pranked my roommate by taking his carton of eggs and rearranged them so he couldn't tell which egg was which.
He did not like my yolk.
What's the funniest part of an egg?
The yolk!
A Mexican comedian walks into a chicken farm
and starts breaking all the eggs.
The chicken farmer gets really mad and yells at him, "What are you doing?"
The comedian goes, "Well ese, I am in a bit of a rut and I am just looking for some good yolks"
A man comes home from his morning run to find his roommate holding a dripping newspaper over the sink...
"What happened?"
"I was going to make an omelette for breakfast, but I dropped the eggs on my newspaper! The front page is soaked, but I'm trying to clean the sports section, it got the worst of it.'
"No, it didn't," says the man ominously.
"What? How do you know?"
"The real yolk is always in the comics."
