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Popular Egg Yolk Short Jokes

Short egg yolk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The egg yolk humour may include short egg drop jokes also.

  1. Wanna hear a joke about eggs? Nah, you'll crack up because my yolks, are egg-celent
    Note:I've told this jokeat least 12 dozen times
  2. Have you heard the joke about what's in the egg Sorry, you wouldn't find it funny it's more of an inside yolk.
  3. *true story. I dropped an egg on my feet while cooking breakfast I guess the yolk's on me...
  4. This is no yolk A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
    The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
    The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off
  5. There's nothing I love more than eggs with extra-durable yolks. They just can't be beaten.
  6. Years ago I made friends with an egg yolk that was extremely shy. But over time I helped it come out of it's shell.
  7. How can you tell if an egg has a double yolk? Send it for an eggs-ray (I'm sorry 🙈, my daughter said this when I cracked a double yolked egg into the pan this morning)
  8. Redditors are like eggs They come in many different colours and sizes, but deep down they all have the same yolks.
  9. A German went to the store to pick up some eggs. But all the eggs at the store were rotten. I guess you could say it was a bad yolk.
  10. What can you expect from a bad egg comedian? He's constantly scrambling to fry and crack you up with some "egg-celent" yolk, but boil boy are they bad.

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Egg Yolk One Liners

Which egg yolk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with egg yolk? I can suggest the ones about eggs and fried egg.

  1. Why did the bacon laugh? Because the egg cracked a yolk.
  2. I hate when someone explains egg puns to me. It ruins the yolk.
  3. What sound does a drinking egg make? Yolk yolk yolk yolk
  4. What is it called when you crack an egg and two yolks come out? An anomalette
  5. What kind of music do eggs listen to? Yolk music.
  6. What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building? New Yolk
  7. The yellow part of the egg That's the yolk
  8. I only eat the center of the egg. Just yolking.
  9. I once found an egg with two chickens in it That was my best yolk.
  10. Why are eggs so good at humor? Because they have running yolks.
  11. what city is made for eggs new yolk city
    (ok im going)
  12. Why cant an egg tell a joke? Because they dont like to yolk around
  13. What kind of songs do eggs sing? Kara-yolk-e
  14. Where can you get the fresh egg? In New Yolk
  15. Deviled eggs? Is that some kind of cruel yolk?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about egg yolk can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of egg yolk puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Unearthly Funniest Egg Yolk Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about egg yolk you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean boiled egg jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make egg yolk prank.

What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

I was doing the dishes and i realized..

If we could cover our Military vehicles in dried egg yolk we would be unstoppable.

Just made this up!

An egg walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender gives him a drink and the egg downs it, seeming unimpressed and says, "bartender, how about another twice as strong! "
the bartender mixes another, stronger drink and gives it to the egg. The egg downs that one just the same, and again asks for a third drink, twice as strong as the last one.
The bartender, now feeling offended pours a tall stiff drink that was certain to wipe the smug look off the egg's mouth.
The egg drank this one in the same confident manner, but then his look soured.
The bartender was glad to see the change in mood, but just then, the egg throws up everything inside of it, all over the bartender.
Now, furious, the bartender starts to jump over the bar and handle business, but the egg stops him and says, "calm down, it's just a yolk! "

Eggs

What does an embryo say when it's serious?
No yolk!

So I opened an egg today and something came out.

That's the yolk.

I can only eat egg w**......

...that's no yolk!

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

Why is rotten egg the best comedian?

He's got a funny yolk.

Do you know why eggs are the only thing to laugh at 9/11?

Because it's an inside yolk

An egg voted to leave the omelet..

and then.. it.. did..
yeah, sorry its just too scrambled.
there's no way to get a good yolk out of this mess..

A Swedish friend of mine kept complaining that he could not get good eggs anywhere these days. I didn't know where to find good eggs either but...

I showed him this sub for the yolks.

People ask me why I eat so many eggs?

I tell them it's because I want to be yolked bro!!!!!

What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?

New Yolk City

What did John Lennon say when his eggs over easy accidentially became scrambled?

Yolk oh OH NO!!!

You know what they say about egg w**...?

They can't take a yolk.

Have you heard the one about the expired egg?

Never mind, it's a bad egg yolk.

What did the construction worker say when he was finishing the tip of a skyscraper named after a part of an egg?

I'm at the height of the Yolk now.

How did the egg feel when his yolk got eaten?

All white

Why does the egg taste funny?

Cause he can tell good yolks.

Just watched a male chicken lay an egg...

I hate dad yolks...

Can I tell you something about egg yolks?

They're made way too **oeuf**en

Not many people know that you're supposed to scramble brown eggs differently than you do white ones

It's different strokes for different yolks

Can I tell you an egg joke? Its gonna crack you up!

Sorry I got so eggcited I forgot what the yolk was.

I pranked my roommate by taking his carton of eggs and rearranged them so he couldn't tell which egg was which.

He did not like my yolk.

What's the funniest part of an egg?

The yolk!

A Mexican comedian walks into a chicken farm

and starts breaking all the eggs.
The chicken farmer gets really mad and yells at him, "What are you doing?"
The comedian goes, "Well ese, I am in a bit of a rut and I am just looking for some good yolks"

Did you know you can crack open a meteor like an egg?

Of course you can, the real yolk is always in the comets.

A man comes home from his morning run to find his roommate holding a dripping newspaper over the sink...

"What happened?"
"I was going to make an omelette for breakfast, but I dropped the eggs on my newspaper! The front page is soaked, but I'm trying to clean the sports section, it got the worst of it.'
"No, it didn't," says the man ominously.
"What? How do you know?"
"The real yolk is always in the comics."

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