Egg Whites Jokes
28 egg whites jokes and hilarious egg whites puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about egg whites that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Egg Whites Short Jokes
Short egg whites jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The egg whites humour may include short egg laying jokes also.
- TIL that excessive consumption of raw egg white can cause brittle hair, rashes, fungal infection, and anemia... I then imagined the hairless, hideous, and weak beast Gaston should have looked like.
- LaughOutLoud I broke two eggs I found no York but only the white part then I found out that chickens are now involved in abortion pills
- Not many people know that you're supposed to scramble brown eggs differently than you do white ones It's different strokes for different yolks
- Why doesn't Dr. James White eat breakfast at the Holiday Inn? They have terrible *eggs*egesis.
- Eggs People think that there are nutritional differences between white eggs and brown eggs. but honestly there isnt, it's kind of like white kids and black kids.
They all taste the same. - Are panda bear eggs black or white? That's it. That's the joke. Just ask it in a serious voice .
- Egg w**... My wife told me eggs w**... are healthy for you and I didn't believe her, but apparently it's no yoke.
- What do you call a beast made entirely from egg w**...? A Meringue-u-tang!!!
Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P - Why didn't the racist eat the middle of his sunny-side up egg? Because he only likes w**....
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Egg Whites One Liners
Which egg whites one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with egg whites? I can suggest the ones about egg yolk and egg drop.
- What is white, loud, and ruins your scrambled egg? An avalanche.
- How did the egg feel when his yolk got eaten? All white
- What happens when the White House runs out of eggs? Obama issues an eggsecutive order.
- Which is correct? The yolk of an egg is white
*or*
The yolk of an egg are white? - White Egg or Black Egg? Be careful on which one you pick
- What do you get when you cross egg w**... with a bomb? A boomerang
- You know what they say about egg w**...? They can't take a yolk.
- I can only eat egg w**...... ...that's no yolk!
Hilarious Egg Whites Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about egg whites you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eggs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make egg whites pranks.
I opened an egg restaurant that only serves the best eggs.
It's getting a lot of 1 star reviews despite us barely getting any customers though so if you're in the Bay area, checkout "w**... only" and help us out!
A man goes into a white supremacist diner..
He orders "2 eggs over easy."
The waiter brought out just egg w**....
"Where is the rest of my food?" Asked the patron
The waiter replied "w**... only in my diner! This is no yoke!"
Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "
period".
His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells".
Johnny asks what color is it.
She says it's red.
Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."