Egg Shells Jokes
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What's the difference between Kylie Jenner and an egg?
One is just a fragile shell, containing contents so shallow, they hardly give any sustenance to those who want it. And if dropped, or tossed away, can be easily replaced by bunch of others, exactly like them.
And the other is an egg.
Did you know Sean Connery used to save the egg shells from pancake day and paint them to use for egg hunts at Easter?
It was an egg shell lent idea
What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?
Yolko Oh-no
Years ago I made friends with an egg yolk that was extremely shy.
But over time I helped it come out of it's shell.
Sean Connery's doctor told him...
...that it wasn't healthy to keep eating entire eggs, shells and all. "Just give it up for 40 days in the spring, and I bet you'll feel better."
The actor took his advice, and returned after 40 days.
"How was it?" the doctor asked.
Sean Connery smiled. "Eggshell-Lent!"
A joke my younger brother once made up when he was 5 years old: Where do homeless egg shells go?
...the shelter.
This isn't the flavor that I asked for
I asked for shell-in egg salad!
Why did the egg go to psychological counseling?
Because it was suffering from shell shock.
With Easter coming up
With Easter coming up it has me wondering. Is the Easter bunny a shell for big egg?
These Seniors Couldn't Get The $2.99 Special Without Eggs, So They Did Something Genius
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'Senior Special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said, "but I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay more for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously.
"Yes," said the waitress.
"I'll take the special, then," my wife said.
"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
Don't mess with Seniors!
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