Egg Roll Jokes
30 egg roll jokes and hilarious egg roll puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about egg roll that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Egg Roll Short Jokes
Short egg roll jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The egg roll humour may include short egg drop jokes also.
- Please drop your best one-liner dad jokes below, I need new ones. By one-liner I mean something along the lines of let's make like an Autobot and roll out or put an egg in your shoe and beat it
- I heard we're doing egg and chicken jokes An egg and a chicken are in bed getting it on when the egg rolls over and lights a cigarette. The chicken replies "I guess that settles it."
- If a rooster lays an egg on a triangular roof, which side does it roll down? Neither! Roosters don't lay eggs!
- What came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, then it rolled over and smoked a cigarette, leaving the chicken quite dissatisfied...
- I just ordered takeout. I had to fill out a 37-page questionnaire detailing my political beliefs. Separation of powers cost me an egg roll.
- Mike, why do you have a fried egg on your head? Mike: Because a boiled egg would just roll off
- Did you know that there's a place where women can go to be rolled in flour, then dipped in milk and eggs, and then rolled in bread crumbs? It's called "The Battered Women's Shelter."
- What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president? Weekend at Bernie's.
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Egg Roll One Liners
Which egg roll one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with egg roll? I can suggest the ones about fried egg and egg laying.
- How do you make an amazing egg roll? ...you push it
- What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill? Egg rolls.
- One egg saw another egg crying. He rolled his eyes and said "You're so fragile."
- I've been eating a lot of eggs lately.. I must be on an egg roll.
- What did the egg roll say to the breakfast roll after the show? That's a wrap.
- What do the Chinese do when they catch on fire? Stop, Drop, and Egg Roll.
- I had an awesome bacon and duck-egg roll today but now my hands smell fowl.
Egg Roll Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about egg roll you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bread roll jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make egg roll pranks.
Chicken and an egg
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken lights up a cigarette. The egg, with a dissatisfied look on it's face, rolls over and remarks, "Well, I guess we answered that question."
My go-to joke: Chicken walks into a bar...
A chicken walks into a bar, meets an egg. They go home together and the sleep together, and when they're done the chicken rolls over in bed, lights a cigarette, takes a drag, and says, "Well, I guess that answers *that* question."
Who Came First
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on it's face.
The egg, looking very hacked off, grabs the quilt, rolls over and says, "Well, we finally answered THAT question!"
We went for a hike at the weekend , despite the blustery conditions , and despite taking 2 steps forward then 3 steps back we battled against the weather quite well.
Then it happened, from nowhere came down the sandwiches, sausage rolls, scotch eggs quiche and Vol-au-vent and then I realised we was being buffetted by the wind.
Last night while shopping at the local MegaLoMart
we bought 2 dozen eggs. The cashier put both in the same bag. Of course, I responded "Please put those is separate bags. I don't like to put all my eggs in one basket." My wife, son and the cashier all gave me the eye roll. Mission accomplished.
Indian who remembers everything
A man was driving on his way to a business meeting amd had free time. He seen a billboard that said "Indian who remembers everything. Take next right."
The man decides to a pulls up. He sees and old Indian man sitting in front of a camper in a lawn chair. He walks up to him "how" and raises his hand
The Indian rolls his eyes and said "what would you like to know?"
"What did I have for breakfast ten years ago?"
"That's easy. Eggs."
"No, anyone could have guessed this. This is bull." And the man drove off.
Ten years later he's driving by and sees the sign. He can't believe the old man is still alive. He pulls up and walks over. "How"
"Scrambled."
Haven't done that in a year..
A Dad wakes up and starts making breakfast on New Years Day. The son comes down to the kitchen and as the Dad serves him eggs he goes:
"Morning son, it looks like you haven't eaten all year."
The son scowls at the terrible Dad joke and digs into his eggs. The daughter comes down to the breakfast table and the Dad pours her a glass of orange juice:
"Good morning Daughter, you must be thirsty. It looks like you haven't had anything all year. "
both children scowl and continue their breakfast. The wife finally comes down to the table and as she sits down the father rolls some sausages on to her plate.
"Good morning Wif--"
The son interupts:
"OKAY DAD WE GET IT. TAKE A DAILY ACTIVITY, SAY YOU HAVEN'T DONE IT IN A YEAR- NOT FUNNY"
The Dad calmly keeps serving breakfast and says:
"Son, I was just telling your Mother to enjoy her sausages. The joke wouldn't work since this would be her second serving today."
Soup for the Mind in riddle form
1. a rooster lays an egg at the very top of a pointed roof. which way does the egg roll??
2. A plane crashes directly in the middle of the border between Canada and U.S.A. where where the survivors buried?
3. Two babys were born from the same mother, on the same day, of the same year, on the same minute, yet were not twins... how is this possible??
Answeres
1. roosters dont lay eggs, hens do
2. the survivors wouldnt need to be buried, the dead would
3. they were part of a triplet,not twins
i know they are old and easy, but better ones WILL come.