Egg Drop Jokes

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Funniest Egg Drop Short Jokes

Short egg drop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The egg drop humour may include short egg laying jokes also.

1. Told by a 7 year old boy: How do you drop on an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it. concrete floors are really hard to crack.
   Then he said "you were thinking about the egg weren't you!"
2. How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it? By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
3. How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it? Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
4. Q: How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it? A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
5. A mother Chameleon was so overcome with joy when her eggs hatched that her camouflage dropped. Looking down excitedly, she exclaimed, "I've become apparent!"
6. Please drop your best one-liner dad jokes below, I need new ones. By one-liner I mean something along the lines of let's make like an Autobot and roll out or put an egg in your shoe and beat it
7. *true story. I dropped an egg on my feet while cooking breakfast I guess the yolk's on me...
8. The French chef's apprentice really messed up when he dropped an ostrich egg on the floor. Big ouef
9. What is it called when you drop a carton of eggs and break all of them? An eggistential crisis.
10. I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break… This is probably because concrete floors are really hard...

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Egg Drop One Liners

Which egg drop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with egg drop? I can suggest the ones about dropped egg and egg roll.

1. "Here, you take the baby and give me the eggs.... ...You always drop everything!"
2. What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building? New Yolk
3. I just dropped all of my eggs... Oeuf
4. What do you call boiling period blood in a saucepot? Egg drop soup.
5. Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they'd break
6. Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they'd break!
7. What do the Chinese do when they catch on fire? Stop, Drop, and Egg Roll.
8. What do you call a used t**... in a bowl of water? Egg drop soup

Egg Drop Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about egg drop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eggs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make egg drop pranks.