The Best 52 Efficient Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Efficient jokes. There are some efficient convenient jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these efficient fuel puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Efficient Jokes and Puns

The french invented a new bulletproof vest

That is just as efficient as a regular one but much cheaper: it only covers the soldiers' backs

How many Germans does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

**One.**

**Germans are very efficient and not very funny.**

*Source: My co-worker.*

*I'm German and I approve this message.*

[OC] Al Gore decides to write a series of educational songs about the environment.

He presents the head of the production company with the lyrics for his songs, including the lyrics for one song about animals in forest habitats, which has over 500 lines.

The head of the production company says, "wait, this song is way too long! This isn't a very efficient way of conveying your message."

Al Gore replies, "efficient? Of course it isn't! It's a brute-forest Al Gore rhythm!"

Efficient joke, [OC] Al Gore decides to write a series of educational songs about the environment.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

**One.**

They're very efficient and don't have a great sense of humour.

I recently went to a science seminar on new materials we could use to make knives more efficient

It was cutting edge stuff.


How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1..... Because they are very efficient, but not very funny.

Courtesy of my brother /u/twinhawk

Efficient joke, How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

German Mining Company

German miner, "herr supervisor, we're working so many hours and we're so efficient that within a year we will run out of ore to mine."

Mine Supervisor, "this is a problem. A very bad problem."

Miner, "what do you suggest we do?"

Supervisor, "Mein Fuhrer."

Yesterday I moved to Germany and my new German flatmate told me that he only knows one joke...

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Because they are very efficient...

And they don't understand jokes.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. We are efficient and dont have humour.

I'm not lazy

I'm just energy efficient

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I'm glad the electric chair was invented

It made executions much more efficient than mechanical chairs.

What's the difference between a mad engineer and a mad scientist?

The mad engineer builds an efficient, well-desined death ray and destroys the world in one blow.

The mad scientist builds his death ray and divides the world into three randomised groups: an experimental group to be killed, a control group to be spared and a group that is told they are dead to account for the placebo effect.

In my free time I help blind children

I usually find throwing pencils is the most efficient method

Why are Asian democracies so efficient?

Because everyone knows it's bad for you if an erection lasts more than four hours.

Shooting guns is a stupid hobby.

Its much easier and more cost efficient to shoot targets!

Efficient joke, Shooting guns is a stupid hobby.

Multijokes: How many Jews can you fit in a family car.

Standard Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and six-million in the ashtray.

Follow-Up Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and none anywhere else because the Holocaust never happened.

Alternate Answ**e**r: Three in the back, two in the front and a family of eight hiding under the roof-rack.

Efficient Answ**e**r: Not enough, we'll need to use trains.

Anti-Joke Answ**e**r: Please tell me, myself and some Jewish friends are going to Florida but ~~cannot afford~~ are too-cheap for plane tickets.

Racist Answ**e**r: Throw a dollar in there and they'll all get in.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

What's the most efficient type of weedeater?

A stoner in a police raid.


Never hit a man with glasses

Fists are just more efficient

the Japanese have a business concept called "Kaizen".

It means continual improvement, but knowing how efficient most Japanese are, they've probably come up with something better by now.

How many Germans do you need to change a light bulb?

One. Because we are efficient and not very funny.

Efficient librarian

A German walks into a library and asks for a book on 'War'.

Librarian denies and tells him 'you will lose it.'

Turtles are very efficient animals...

they come pre-packaged!

What is the similitude between and air conditioner and a computer?

Opening windows makes both less efficient.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They're fiercely efficient and not really given to jokes.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Germans are efficient and have no sense of humor. Alternatively, none. The lightbulb should never die.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. They're efficient and not very funny.

How Many Germans Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

Two. One cause he's efficient and has no sense of humor. And the other to repost this joke for the 10th time

Crop tops are very efficient.

They don't let anything go to waist.

How many peopledoes it take to change a lightbulb in Germany?

Just one Germans are very efficient and not very funny.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in Poland?

Just one Germans are very efficient and not very funny.

Why are kitchens in Chinese restaurants so efficient?

They have a Peking order.

During the first date with a girl I told her

Humor is the second efficient way to get laid.

What's the first one? She asked
.
Violence.

You're funny. She said

Wise choice.

Scientists have developed a new, more efficient process for smelting aluminum.

They were thinking outside the bauxite.

I before E, except after C.

We ***feign agreeing***, but this ***foreign poltergeist*** of a rule is ***neither efficient*** nor smart- and ***therein*** lies the ***height*** of the issue. It's as if an ***ancient deity*** has influenced the ***zeitgeist*** of the people. We must remove the ***weight*** of this ***veil*** from ***their*** eyes, and ***forfeit*** the ***leisure*** of this ***weird*** and ***heinous*** rule from our ***science*** and ***leisure*** alike.

People tell me I raised my child the wrong way.

When in fact pulleys are very efficient.

\[OC\]

Got fired from my government job today

They said I was too efficient

How many Germans do you need to change a lightbulb?

One, they're efficient and have no humour

yo momma so dumb

That she thinks 9/11 is a more efficient 7/11. Open more days a week.

Wrestling Match

A man waited almost an hour in line to get a ticket to a wrestling match.

Ticket Master: "Quite the wait, don't you think it would be more efficient if these were sold online?"

Man: "Yeah I suppose, but then there'd be no punchline"

How efficient is shipping goods in a large metal container?

Semi

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They are efficient and have no sense of humor

Be aware of your carbon footprint

Next time you have a lightbulb moment, think of a energy efficient led bulb

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. We are efficient, but not very funny.

How many germans do you need to change a lightbulb?

1. We are efficient and not very funny

how many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

one. Germans are efficient and not very funny.

How many German people does it take to change a lighbulb?

Only 1. They are efficient and lack sense of humor.

You got to admit these civil war reenactments are getting more efficient

Nowadays it only takes a couple hours for the confederacy to surrender

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

They are very efficient and don't have a sense of humor.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just the one, because they are very efficient and they don't have a sense of humour.

Keep CRT out of our schools!

It's the 21st Century, people. LCD monitors are higher resolution and much more energy efficient!

If Germans are so efficient and productive, why hasn't Germany built an unsinkable ship yet?

Because why would we waste our time building a ship if nobody has ever sought of it yet?

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We suggest to use only working efficient effectively piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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