Efficiency Jokes

Funniest Efficiency Short Jokes

Short efficiency jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The efficiency humour may include short efficient jokes also.

1. SPOILER ALERT: I just had a piece of metal fitted to the back of my car to reduce drag and increase fuel efficiency.
2. People tell me I raised my child the wrong way. When in fact pulleys are very efficient.
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3. I have a joke for you The government in this country is excellent, and uses your tax dollars efficiently.
4. What is the similitude between and air conditioner and a computer? Opening windows makes both less efficient.
5. How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, because they are quick and efficient
6. If Germans are so efficient and productive, why hasn't Germany built an unsinkable ship yet? Because why would we waste our time building a ship if nobody has ever sought of it yet?
7. Playing Legend of Zelda has really improved my work ethic My boss says that I'm "Hylian Efficient."
8. As a scientist, I received a lot of praise for figuring out a new method of getting drugs to enter cells more effectively and efficiently. As a prisoner, I received another 2 years on my sentence.
9. You got to admit these civil war reenactments are getting more efficient Nowadays it only takes a couple hours for the confederacy to surrender
10. In my free time I help blind children I usually find throwing pencils is the most efficient method

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Efficiency One Liners

Which efficiency one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with efficiency? I can suggest the ones about effective and economy.

1. Never hit a man with glasses Fists are just more efficient
2. A man said 'efficiency' A fish said 'A human on land'
3. Tracking efficiency in dogs rises 300% when fed diets of salmon. Give it a fish an' see
4. Got fired from my government job today They said I was too efficient
5. What's the difference between Finding Nemo and Shrek? Finding Nemo is about Efficiency.
6. Crop tops are very efficient. They don't let anything go to waist.
7. Turtles are very efficient animals... they come pre-packaged!
8. Why are condors such efficient fliers? All their luggage is carrion.
9. I'm not lazy I'm just energy efficient
10. Why are kitchens in Chinese restaurants so efficient? They have a Peking order.
11. Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
12. How efficient is shipping goods in a large metal container? Semi
13. I'm not lazy I chose to use my creative genius on mastering efficiency
14. What's the opposite of a fish out of water? Efficiency.
15. Glockenspiel Germanic efficiency brought to the game of Russian roulette.

German Efficiency Jokes

Here is a list of funny german efficiency jokes and even better german efficiency puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Knock knock. 9. Nein your business. German knock knock jokes are non interactive for efficiency.... and they're not very funny.
• My restaurant got a new German chef yesterday He's already increased the efficiency of our ovens and thrown away all the bad juice

Improve Efficiency Jokes

Here is a list of funny improve efficiency jokes and even better improve efficiency puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why can't you improve the efficiency of wind farms by playing country music around them? Because they're really just big heavy metal fans.
• the Japanese have a business concept called "Kaizen". It means continual improvement, but knowing how efficient most Japanese are, they've probably come up with something better by now.

Fuel Efficiency Jokes

Here is a list of funny fuel efficiency jokes and even better fuel efficiency puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the automotive engineer scream at his Toyota during his fuel efficiency experiments? He was a car berater!
• What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars? Snow Petrol!

Energy Efficiency Jokes

Here is a list of funny energy efficiency jokes and even better energy efficiency puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Keep CRT out of our schools! It's the 21st Century, people. LCD monitors are higher resolution and much more energy efficient!
• Be aware of your carbon footprint Next time you have a lightbulb moment, think of a energy efficient led bulb
• Did you hear about the Italian engineer who invented a car so energy efficient that it didn't need any gas at all? It's called the Ronzoni Downhill

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