The Best 57 Effect Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Effect jokes. There are some effect benefit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these effect mass effect puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Effect Jokes and Puns

An economist, a chaos theorist, and a statistician are trying to shoot a deer for dinner with a bow and arrow...

The economist assumes no wind, and misses five feet to the left. He hands over the bow to the chaos theorist, who overestimates the effect of the wind, and misses five feet to the right. The statistician pumps his fist in the air and exclaims: "We got him!".

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

A: [Sound effect - - gagging noises]

Pest Control

There is a church that is infested with rats. No amount of traps or exterminators have any effect on the still growing population. One day the local pastor thinks up a plan. The next day, all the rats are gone. The people are floored and asked what he did. He replies by saying that he baptized them and they will only be back on Christmas and Easter.

Effect joke, Pest Control

Effective immediately, the navy is only conscripting non-swimmers.

They defend the ships much more eagerly.

The Way Women Think

Husband's Message (by text):

"Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very strong, should not have any serious or lasting effect but, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture of the left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot. Fingers crossed!"

Wife's Response:
"Who's Paula?"


How do we know bats understand cause and effect?

They see the world as a series of repercussions.

TIL: Due to the placebo effect, if you tilt your head back, close your eyes, and pretend as if you're shaking a salt-shaker into your mouth, your brain will cause you to actually taste salt

Effect joke, TIL: Due to the placebo effect, if you tilt your head back, close your eyes, and pretend as if you'r

I don't really know about the effects of nocturnal drinking

I'm just taking a shot in the dark.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Still unsure as to whether or not that full stop adds to humorous effect.

A drug addict found a lamp. Genie appeared.

A drug addict found a lamp. Genie appeared.
"Now I will fullfill your 3 wishes" - he said.
"I wish two lines of the best stuff on the world. Let's take it together, it will be great."
"Ok, that was your first wish. Don't waste all of them on drugs" - genie said and two lines of the best stuff appeared. They both had a great party but suddenly the effect of these drugs ended.
"What is your second wish?" - genie asked
"I want another two lines of the best stuff on the world."
Another two lines appeared and they both were on high again. When the effect ended, Genie asked: "And your third wish?".
"Two lines of the best stuff on the world again."
Two lines appeared again and they were on high. When the effect ended, the genie appeared again:
"So, my friend, what is your fourth wish?"

Help us choose a new name for our nonprofit. We're teenagers in China and Japan helping senior citizens.

Apparently 'Youth in Asia for the Elderly' isn't having the effect we thought it would.

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I'm an oceanographer working at the Mariana trench.

I love my job but its starting to effect my sex life.

I'm under a lot of pressure at work.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

What's the difference between a mad engineer and a mad scientist?

The mad engineer builds an efficient, well-desined death ray and destroys the world in one blow.

The mad scientist builds his death ray and divides the world into three randomised groups: an experimental group to be killed, a control group to be spared and a group that is told they are dead to account for the placebo effect.

I just killed a pizza boy and now I have to kill another one

It's the domino effect

What do you do at a festival when the bass is too much?

Drop some acid, it'll neutralize the effect

Effect joke, What do you do at a festival when the bass is too much?

I pulled the shell off of my snail to make him faster

Turned out it had the opposite effect, now he's a little sluggish.

I've recently learned a little bit about Dunning-Krueger effect.

But I'm quite certain it doesn't apply to me.

There was a recent study that tried to pinpoint the effect that alcohol had on walking…

The result was staggering…


The bartender says, We don't serve time travelers in here.

"Since when?"

"The policy went into effect a year ago."

"OK, be right back"

A Colonel's wife was walking her dog in a military base.

She was pleased by the snappy salutes she received from a couple of soldiers who passed by.

The effect was lost when she overheard one soldier ask the other, "who is she?" and the other answered, "Don't know...but it is the colonel's dog!"

A drunk man is pulled over by a policeman at 2am

The policeman asks, "hey there, may I ask where you're headed?"

"I'm off to a conference about the effects of alcohol. How it affects relationships, the economy, how it has an effect on my children."

"And who, may I ask is leading this conference at this hour?" Asks the policeman.

"My wife when I get home."

What is Darth Vader's favorite snack?

(Breathe heavy for effect)

"Coooo-Keees"

Why did all of the Pizza chains fall?

Idk, I guess it was a Domino effect

I'm so sorry....

There's a new drug that is guarenteed to get you molested.

The only side effect is you feel Spacey.

A fat British man walks into a store...

... He sees a box of pills labeled "Lose 50 Pounds Instantly, if it doesn't work we'll give you your money back!". Excited and with nothing to lose, the man promptly purchases the pills and gobbles them down on the spot, but to not effect. Angrily, he tells the cashier it didn't work and he wants his money back. The cashier replies "Yes it did, you have the receipt as proof."

As the photographer snapped pictures, I posed provocatively and gave my most sultry looks to the camera, even grabbing my crotch for effect! I felt wild and sensual and free...

I went over to the computer to see the results, as I was keen to see if they had captured the essence of my being.

"I guess so." growled the officer. "Now let's go stand for the police lineup and then we'll be done here."

You murder one pizza delivery driver, and then you have to murder another pizza delivery driver.

That's the domino effect

I was going to make a joke about the bystander effect

But somebody else probably already did that

It's been a long time since anyone talked about the Mandarin Effect

What? What do you mean it's the *Mandela* effect?

Did you know that dogs chase their tails clockwise in the southern hemisphere and counter-clockwise in the northern hemisphere?

It's called the Corgi-olis Effect.

What is the most effective pickup line?

Hello, this is your Uber driver.

Why I avoid talks about sexuality with my dad.

Me: " There are genes that effect the likelihood of someone being gay."

Dad: " Ya, especially the tight ones."

You order one pizza

You love it.

Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread.

Before you know it, your eating pizzas for every meal, and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don't get one.

That's the domino effect.

I murdered the pizza delivery man for messing up my order and had to cover it up.

I ordered another pizza to calm my nerves and the second delivery man noticed the body, so I had to kill him too. Now I feel even more nervous so I ordered yet another pizza. I think it's starting to become a domino effect.

In Santa Barbara...

restaurant employees could face up to six months jail time for giving out straws.

That means seconds before the ban went into effect, a waiter could have handed one out and said, "This is the last straw."

What's the most effective chat up line in the world?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds

They've left no tern unstoned

Trump just suggested that injecting sanitizers like bleach might have a cleansing effect on the body

I think medical research would agree that injecting bleach definitely cures stupidity.

Hey Guys! I just watched a 5 minute video on the Dunning-Kreugar Effect.

So, I'm pretty much an expert now.

A farmer was fed up with drivers speeding down the road where he lived, so he asked the police to put up a sign...

They put up a "Slow down, speed limit" sign - with no effect. Then, "Danger, road hazard!" sign was put up, but had no effect, either. Then the police tried a sign stating "Children crossing" - and still nobody slowed down.

Finally, the farmer asked the police if he could put up his own sign. They agreed, and to their surprise, just days later a passing officer saw a row of cars moving very slowly past the farmer's place. The policeman approached the farm, and saw a new, hand-painted sign stating: "Nudist Colony".

In memorial of Sean Connery: My favorite knock knock joke. (Say out loud for best effect)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Dish

Dish Who?

(Said in Sean Connery accent) DISH IS SEAN CONNERY LET ME IN!

I was griling a steak earlier and the smell of the juices made my mouth water....

Got me thinking....Do vegetarians have the same effect when mowing a lawn ?

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was,"is it better to use 'had' or 'had had' in this example sentence?"

The teacher collected the tests and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had 'had',had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.

The effect of pot on shore birds...

On the beach yesterday I saw a researcher blowing clouds of pot smoke on shore birds to study the effects of marijuana on their flying. He was very thorough, making sure he dosed every single one he saw.

It was his intention to leave no tern unstoned.

My girlfriend got the COVID vaccine and it seems like the main side effect is...

...that she can't stop talking about getting the COVID vaccine.

Keeping tropical fish at home can have a truly calming effect on the brain.

Due to all the indoor fins.

Man blind from birth hears about a new surgery to restore his sight

A man blind from birth hears about new surgery that can give him sight. He goes to the doctor who tells him he can do the surgery. He asks if being able to see will have any negative impacts on his life.

"Well," the doctor says. "You won't be able to maintain an erection."

"Is that a common side effect from the surgery," the blind man asks.

"No," says the doctor. "It's just that your wife is ugly."

Weird Pfizer vaccine side effect

I haven't made any sounds when I go to the bathroom since I got the shot.

Doctor said that with Pfizer, the p is silent.

You order one pizza and you love it

You order one pizza and you love it. Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread. Before you know it, you're eating pizzas for every meal and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don't get one...

That's the domino effect...

I got the COVID vaccine but I noticed a weird side effect

Every time I sneeze I hear the Microsoft error sound

a man was in a party with his friend barney

he asked his friend: "how do you get women to like you so much?"

barney replied: "i have a trick, every time i meet them i squeeze them on the butt, it has some kind of pavlovian effect or something but it always works"

the man then went home, him and his wife haven't had sex for a couple of months now so he thought he should try this trick.

his wife was in the kitchen, he approached her from behind and squeezed her ass

his wife replied: "oh barney is that you?"

TIL: if you push one pizza delivery man over, all the pizza delivery men fall over.

It's known as the domino's effect.

What's an effective way to get Texas Lawmakers to change their view on abortion law?

Get their wives pregnant, if they have any.

Who can drink 5L of petrol with no effect?

Jerry can

I ate a small pizza, but it wasn't enough, so I ate a bigger one, and then a bigger one...

They call it the dominoes effect.

What's the second most effective thing you can swallow to avoid getting pregnant?

Birth control pills

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