Effect Jokes

125 effect jokes and hilarious effect puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about effect that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article discusses the science of effect jokes, including how different effects such as the Mass Effect, Doppler Effect, Dunning Kruger Effect, Photoelectric Effect, and Greenhouse Effect can influence and shape the reactions to them. It also considers the repercussions of effect jokes and how different collisions can lead to unexpected outcomes. Finally, the article explores the placebo effect and how it affects the efficacy of effect jokes.

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Funniest Effect Short Jokes

Short effect jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The effect humour may include short impact jokes also.

  1. One of the side effects of the COVID vaccine is constipation. After getting the first dose, you'll need to wait a few weeks for number 2.
  2. I pulled the shell off of my snail to make him faster Turned out it had the opposite effect, now he's a little sluggish.
  3. I regret joining the gym recently.. leaving the EU would've been a more effective way to lose pounds
  4. Effective immediately, the navy is only conscripting non-swimmers. They defend the ships much more eagerly.
  5. How many germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.
    We are very effective and don´t have a great sense of humor.
    Guten Tag!
  6. Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds They've left no tern unstoned
  7. TIL: Due to the placebo effect, if you tilt your head back, close your eyes, and pretend as if you're shaking a salt-shaker into your mouth, your brain will cause you to actually taste salt
  8. 2 Cows in a feild.. one says "what do you think of that mad cow disease?" The other replies "I dunno, it doesn't effect me, I'm a duck"
  9. Why are diet pills so effective in the UK? If you buy enough, you are guaranteed to lose 30 pounds fast.
  10. I went to a restaurant last night where none of the food was real; it was all just special effects. CGI Fridays.

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Effect One Liners

Which effect one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with effect? I can suggest the ones about affect and outcome.

  1. Finally figured out why clickbait is so effective
  2. I finally found out why clickbait is so effective.
  3. Abortion is The most effective form of spawn camping
  4. I've just been reading about the Dunning-Kruger effect. Go on, ask me anything.
  5. I just killed a pizza boy and now I have to kill another one It's the domino effect
  6. Kicked a mime in the nuts today. Very effective unmute option.
  7. What is the most effective pickup line? Hello, this is your Uber driver.
  8. How does a carpenter effectively build stairs? He thinks one step ahead
  9. What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? Forget it once
  10. One of the effects of ADHD… Is that you can't
  11. I'm such a genius... I know everything about the Dunning-Kruger effect!
  12. 100% effective method on quitting smoking 1. Start quitting
    2. Quit starting
  13. What is Darth Vader's favorite snack? (Breathe heavy for effect)
  14. I found the most effective way to remember your SO's birthday.. Just forget it once.
  15. After reading about the effects of smoking and drinking I've decided to quit Reading.

Cause And Effect Jokes

Here is a list of funny cause and effect jokes and even better cause and effect puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How do we know bats understand cause and effect? They see the world as a series of repercussions.
  • Cause and Effect in the News A newspaper editor missed this headline: "State population to double by 2040; babies to blame."
  • Modern Medical Humor Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says, "May cause extreme sexiness"
  • Thanos Finger Snap had a delay effect Apparently Thanos' finger snap had a decay cause it just took Stan Lee away
  • Cause ----> Effect (Just like my teacher said) (nt)
  • I always wear a helmet during i**... cause I'm a firm believer in safe s**.... Doesn't help much against the STD's but it sure is effective against the pepper-spray.
  • Some grammar n**... told me about a seminar they are going to attend about cause and effect. They're there to affect its effect and it's there for their two affects too.
  • m**... doesn't cause psychosis Been for smoking years. Tolerance built up quick tho, p**... no longer has an effect on the spiders under my skin.

Dunning Kruger Effect Jokes

Here is a list of funny dunning kruger effect jokes and even better dunning kruger effect puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I don't know much about psychology or sociology But I reckon I can explain the Dunning-Kruger effect better than anyone else.
  • I just heard about the Dunning-Kruger effect What a crock! I could have written that paper drunk with a couple mates!
  • I used to be an expert on the Dunning–Kruger effect... ...but then I began to learn more about it.
  • I'm an expert on the Dunning Kruger effect. I don't know anything about it.
  • My friend told me I'm experiencing the Dunning-Kruger effect ... ... but I don't think so.
  • I've been learning about the Dunning-Kruger Effect lately. Not to brag, but I'm pretty sure I'm an expert in it.
  • I'll have you know I am an expert in the Dunning-Kruger effect
Effect joke, I'll have you know

Placebo Effect Jokes

Here is a list of funny placebo effect jokes and even better placebo effect puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I was part of a scientific study on the calming effects of listening to the Three Tenors. I felt great, but was in the control group. It turns out I was listening to Placebo Domingo.
  • Turkish saying about the Placebo effect "If you take this medicine, you'll be cured in 7 days. If you don't take it, you'll be cured in one week"

Mandela Effect Jokes

Here is a list of funny mandela effect jokes and even better mandela effect puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • It's been a long time since anyone talked about the Mandarin Effect What? What do you mean it's the *Mandela* effect?
  • Growing up, this so-called Mandela Effect didn't exist. Or at least, that's how I remember it.
  • Y'know, I could have sworn South Africa had apartheid. Is this the Mandela Effect?
  • The Mandela Effect walks into a bar But I vividly remember him walking into a grocery store...

Mass Effect Jokes

Here is a list of funny mass effect jokes and even better mass effect puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I would like to have an argumentative conversation about the gravitational effect of matter in the universe with you. In other words I would like to mass debate with you.
  • Did you hear about the new protagonist in Mass effect 4? It's Commander Lamb.
    (From a friend of mine... Told it to me while we were in a party chat)
  • what race in mass effect makes Shepard launch the most Bantarians
  • Why did noone see Zelenskyys b**... so far? Because the light cant escape the gravity well...
    PS: You can really assume the mass of his b**... indirectly through effect it has on surrounding world.
  • Fix for Mass Effect Andromeda f**... animations Turn on subtitles
Effect joke, Fix for Mass Effect Andromeda f**... animations

Howlingly Hilarious Effect Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about effect you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean action jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make effect pranks.

An economist, a chaos theorist, and a statistician are trying to shoot a deer for dinner with a bow and arrow...

The economist assumes no wind, and misses five feet to the left. He hands over the bow to the chaos theorist, who overestimates the effect of the wind, and misses five feet to the right. The statistician pumps his fist in the air and exclaims: "We got him!".

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: [Sound effect - - gagging noises]

Pest Control

There is a church that is infested with rats. No amount of traps or exterminators have any effect on the still growing population. One day the local pastor thinks up a plan. The next day, all the rats are gone. The people are floored and asked what he did. He replies by saying that he baptized them and they will only be back on Christmas and Easter.

Lil' Rascals

read aloud for best effect ...
Teacher stands in front of the class full of the Lil' Rascals.
She asks Darla to spell dictate.
Darla, "dictate: d-i-k-t-a-t. Dictate."
Sorry Darla that is incorrect.
Teacher asks Buckwheat.
Buckwheat says, "dictate: d-i-c-t-a-t-e. Dictate."
"very good Buckwheat," says the teacher. "now can you use it in a sentence?"
"Sure," says Buckwheat, "Darla says my dictate good"

The Way Women Think

Husband's Message (by text):
"Darling, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have been doing tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very strong, should not have any serious or lasting effect but, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture of the left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot. Fingers crossed!"
Wife's Response:
"Who's Paula?"

I don't really know about the effects of nocturnal drinking

I'm just taking a shot in the dark.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Still unsure as to whether or not that full stop adds to humorous effect.

A drug addict found a lamp. Genie appeared.

A drug addict found a lamp. Genie appeared.
"Now I will fullfill your 3 wishes" - he said.
"I wish two lines of the best stuff on the world. Let's take it together, it will be great."
"Ok, that was your first wish. Don't waste all of them on drugs" - genie said and two lines of the best stuff appeared. They both had a great party but suddenly the effect of these drugs ended.
"What is your second wish?" - genie asked
"I want another two lines of the best stuff on the world."
Another two lines appeared and they both were on high again. When the effect ended, Genie asked: "And your third wish?".
"Two lines of the best stuff on the world again."
Two lines appeared again and they were on high. When the effect ended, the genie appeared again:
"So, my friend, what is your fourth wish?"

Whenever I reach 88 mph in my car, I always make a Back to the Future time traveling sound effect inside my head...

...and that's usually followed by a police siren sound effect outside my car.

Help us choose a new name for our nonprofit. We're teenagers in China and Japan helping senior citizens.

Apparently 'Youth in Asia for the Elderly' isn't having the effect we thought it would.

I'm an oceanographer working at the Mariana trench.

I love my job but its starting to effect my s**... life.
I'm under a lot of pressure at work.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

What's the difference between a mad engineer and a mad scientist?

The mad engineer builds an efficient, well-desined death ray and destroys the world in one blow.
The mad scientist builds his death ray and divides the world into three randomised groups: an experimental group to be killed, a control group to be spared and a group that is told they are dead to account for the placebo effect.

Why did Donald Trump win Florida in the Presidential Election?

Floridians have seen the positive effect an Orange can have on the economy.

What do you do at a festival when the bass is too much?

Drop some acid, it'll neutralize the effect

I've recently learned a little bit about Dunning-Krueger effect.

But I'm quite certain it doesn't apply to me.

There was a recent study that tried to pinpoint the effect that alcohol had on walking…

The result was staggering…

The bartender says, We don't serve time travelers in here.

"Since when?"
"The policy went into effect a year ago."
"OK, be right back"

There were two moose who were flying. Then it said one:

"You have a bun in your eye!"
"What?" Answered the other.
"You have a bun in the eye!"
"You have a bun in your eye."
"Well, I do not hear because I have a bun in my eye."

A Colonel's wife was walking her dog in a military base.

She was pleased by the snappy salutes she received from a couple of soldiers who passed by.
The effect was lost when she overheard one soldier ask the other, "who is she?" and the other answered, "Don't know...but it is the colonel's dog!"

A drunk man is pulled over by a policeman at 2am

The policeman asks, "hey there, may I ask where you're headed?"
"I'm off to a conference about the effects of alcohol. How it affects relationships, the economy, how it has an effect on my children."
"And who, may I ask is leading this conference at this hour?" Asks the policeman.
"My wife when I get home."

Why did all of the Pizza chains fall?

Idk, I guess it was a Domino effect
I'm so sorry....

There's a new drug that is guarenteed to get you molested.

The only side effect is you feel Spacey.

A fat British man walks into a store...

... He sees a box of pills labeled "Lose 50 Pounds Instantly, if it doesn't work we'll give you your money back!". Excited and with nothing to lose, the man promptly purchases the pills and gobbles them down on the spot, but to not effect. Angrily, he tells the cashier it didn't work and he wants his money back. The cashier replies "Yes it did, you have the receipt as proof."

As the photographer snapped pictures, I posed provocatively and gave my most s**... looks to the camera, even grabbing my c**... for effect! I felt wild and sensual and free...

I went over to the computer to see the results, as I was keen to see if they had captured the essence of my being.
"I guess so." growled the officer. "Now let's go stand for the police lineup and then we'll be done here."

You m**... one pizza delivery driver, and then you have to m**... another pizza delivery driver.

That's the domino effect

There's a new drug on the market that makes teenage boys instantly gay.

The only side effect is that you feel Spacey.

I tried to run an experiment on the effect of dehydration on human u**... volume

But the p-value was too low.

I was going to make a joke about the bystander effect

But somebody else probably already did that

Did you know that dogs chase their tails clockwise in the southern hemisphere and counter-clockwise in the northern hemisphere?

It's called the Corgi-olis Effect.

Why I avoid talks about sexuality with my dad.

Me: " There are genes that effect the likelihood of someone being gay."
Dad: " Ya, especially the tight ones."

You order one pizza

You love it.
Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread.
Before you know it, your eating pizzas for every meal, and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don't get one.
That's the domino effect.

I murdered the pizza delivery man for messing up my order and had to cover it up.

I ordered another pizza to calm my nerves and the second delivery man noticed the body, so I had to kill him too. Now I feel even more nervous so I ordered yet another pizza. I think it's starting to become a domino effect.

The US Government spent $365,000 to test the effect of c**... on quails' s**... drive...

The study has been met with fierce criticism by guinea pigs.

In Santa Barbara...

restaurant employees could face up to six months jail time for giving out straws.
That means seconds before the ban went into effect, a waiter could have handed one out and said, "This is the last straw."

What's the most effective chat up line in the world?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Today I discovered a shocking side effect of vaccines.


What's the most effective way to remove a sticky chewing gum from your hair ?


Trump just suggested that injecting sanitizers like bleach might have a cleansing effect on the body

I think medical research would agree that injecting bleach definitely cures stupidity.

Contradicting Coronavirus advice!

First, we hear alcohol may prevent the virus... now research suggests the opposite. Then we're told heat and humidity has no effect, but wait... direct sunlight might quickly kill the virus. So, if you come across some elderly bloke, standing in the yard, intoxicated and n**..., leave me alone... I'm conducting important medical research.

Hey Guys! I just watched a 5 minute video on the Dunning-Kreugar Effect.

So, I'm pretty much an expert now.

A farmer was fed up with drivers speeding down the road where he lived, so he asked the police to put up a sign...

They put up a "Slow down, speed limit" sign - with no effect. Then, "Danger, road hazard!" sign was put up, but had no effect, either. Then the police tried a sign stating "Children crossing" - and still nobody slowed down.
Finally, the farmer asked the police if he could put up his own sign. They agreed, and to their surprise, just days later a passing officer saw a row of cars moving very slowly past the farmer's place. The policeman approached the farm, and saw a new, hand-painted sign stating: "Nudist Colony".

In memorial of Sean Connery: My favorite knock knock joke. (Say out loud for best effect)

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dish Who?
(Said in Sean Connery accent) DISH IS SEAN CONNERY LET ME IN!

I was griling a steak earlier and the smell of the juices made my mouth water....

Got me thinking....Do vegetarians have the same effect when mowing a lawn ?

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was,"is it better to use 'had' or 'had had' in this example sentence?"

The teacher collected the tests and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had 'had',had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.

There's a urinary side effect to the new Pfizer vaccine...

It makes your p silent.

The effect of p**... on shore birds...

On the beach yesterday I saw a researcher blowing clouds of p**... smoke on shore birds to study the effects of m**... on their flying. He was very thorough, making sure he dosed every single one he saw.
It was his intention to leave no tern unstoned.

My girlfriend got the COVID vaccine and it seems like the main side effect is...

...that she can't stop talking about getting the COVID vaccine.

Keeping tropical fish at home can have a truly calming effect on the brain.

Due to all the indoor fins.

Covid made me lose complete control of my arms.

It's the weirdest side effect I've heard of, hands down.

Man blind from birth hears about a new surgery to restore his sight

A man blind from birth hears about new surgery that can give him sight. He goes to the doctor who tells him he can do the surgery. He asks if being able to see will have any negative impacts on his life.
"Well," the doctor says. "You won't be able to maintain an e**...."
"Is that a common side effect from the surgery," the blind man asks.
"No," says the doctor. "It's just that your wife is ugly."

Weird Pfizer vaccine side effect

I haven't made any sounds when I go to the bathroom since I got the shot.
Doctor said that with Pfizer, the p is silent.

You order one pizza and you love it

You order one pizza and you love it. Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread. Before you know it, you're eating pizzas for every meal and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don't get one...
That's the domino effect...

I got the COVID vaccine but I noticed a weird side effect

Every time I sneeze I hear the Microsoft error sound

a man was in a party with his friend barney

he asked his friend: "how do you get women to like you so much?"
barney replied: "i have a trick, every time i meet them i squeeze them on the b**..., it has some kind of pavlovian effect or something but it always works"
the man then went home, him and his wife haven't had s**... for a couple of months now so he thought he should try this trick.
his wife was in the kitchen, he approached her from behind and squeezed her a**...
his wife replied: "oh barney is that you?"

TIL: if you push one pizza delivery man over, all the pizza delivery men fall over.

It's known as the domino's effect.

What's an effective way to get Texas Lawmakers to change their view on abortion law?

Get their wives pregnant, if they have any.

Who can drink 5L of petrol with no effect?

j**... can

I ate a small pizza, but it wasn't enough, so I ate a bigger one, and then a bigger one...

They call it the dominoes effect.

What's the second most effective thing you can s**... to avoid getting pregnant?

Birth control pills

TIL about the Downing-Keurig Effect in which poor performers greatly overestimate their abilities. It shows that underperforming individuals reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices, but their incompetence robs them of the ability to realize."

I feel so smart knowing about this.

Constipation ia a side effect of the covid vaccine

After u take the first dose u will have to wait a few weeks for no. 2

Scientists have determined that the Earth has a resonant frequency

The planet resonates at a low B note. However if you were flying away in a space ship the frequency would drop due to the doppler effect, and the Earth would B flat.

In the northern hemisphere, small dogs chase their tails clockwise, but in the southern hemisphere, they chase them counter-clockwise.

This is due to the corgiolis effect.

OC - I saw a line of delivery scooters parked out the front of a pizza place.

Someone bumped into one of them and it topples over, and knocks down the next one, which knocks down the next one, and the next one.
It was the Domino's effect.

Effect joke, I just heard about the Dunning-Kruger effect

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