Eeyore Jokes
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Eeyore recently changed genders...
His pronouns are he/haw.
One day Winnie asks Eeyore "We have such a nice life. Why are you always so depressed?"
Eeyore: "Cause I have a nail in my @$$."
Dad, where does p**... come from?
A daughter goes up to a father, and asks "Dad, where does p**... come from?".
Father: Well, when you have something to eat, your body breaks it all down and then your stomach turns it into p**.... A bit of time after you eat, you might need to go to the toilet and that's where p**... comes from! It's just your stomach breaking down what you eat!
Daughter: Okay, what about Tigger and Eeyore?
Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says Pooh, you haven't touched any food yet. What gives?
Pooh: I'm stuffed
Why did Eeyore cross the road?
To get to the other... *sigh*
What sound did Winnie the Pooh's bed make while he was b**... one out?
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