The Best 8 Eeyore Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eeyore jokes. There are some eeyore cartridge jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eeyore apprentice puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Eeyore Jokes and Puns

Eeyore recently changed genders...

His pronouns are he/haw.

Dad, where does Poo come from?

A daughter goes up to a father, and asks "Dad, where does poo come from?".

Father: Well, when you have something to eat, your body breaks it all down and then your stomach turns it into poo. A bit of time after you eat, you might need to go to the toilet and that's where poo comes from! It's just your stomach breaking down what you eat!

Daughter: Okay, what about Tigger and Eeyore?

Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says Pooh, you haven't touched any food yet. What gives?

Pooh: I'm stuffed

What sound did Winnie the Pooh's bed make while he was banging one out?

Eeyore Eeyore Eeyore

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Sad news! Eeyore snapped and trampled Christopher Robin.

Police are investigating to see what tiggered the attack.

How do Piglet and Eeyore tell teacher they want to go to the toilet?

We need a Poo.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eeyore paw jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working eeyore positivity piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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