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17 eerie jokes and hilarious eerie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eerie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Eerie Short Jokes

Short eerie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The eerie humour may include short uncanny jokes also.

  1. I ordered a soda and it started groaning in an eerie voice... When I asked the cashier what was up with my large coke she said "Oh sorry, I thought you ordered a medium."
  2. Has anyone heard of that Indian tribe that shape shift into Carp and float slowly through the woods all spooky-like? You mean you've never heard of the Eerie Koi before?
  3. What's the creepiest body of water? Lake Eerie.
    Note: This joke has probably been made before.
  4. You are what you eat said the fairy, unwisely Pinocchio gave an eery look at the elementary school.
  5. Isn't it eerie how you can be thinking of a certain person and they just show up out of nowhere? Anyway, your mother just walked in on me m**....

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Eerie One Liners

Which eerie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eerie? I can suggest the ones about spooky and bizarre.

  1. What do you call an eerie French pastry chef? A crepe.
  2. Did you hear the scary story about a piercing gone wrong? It was eerie.
  3. I've decided I really dont like driving through corn fields at night They're very eerie.
  4. What do you call a building with huge open windows? Eerie
  5. Who likes to waterski on lake eerie? No wait... where does Dracula like to water ski.
  6. You know what's really eerie? My ear.

Eerie joke, You know what's really eerie?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about eerie can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of eerie puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Rib-Tickling Eerie Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about eerie you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean mysterious jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make eerie prank.

Graveyard shortcut

A man's car breaks down in the middle of the night. He knows the area well and realizes that the quickest way to the nearest service station is through an old graveyard.
He's walking along the headstones when in the distance he hears a faint tapping noise. As he gets deeper into the graveyard, the eerie tapping gets louder and louder. He very anxiously turns a corner and sees the source of the tapping is an old man with a hammer and chisel, hunched over a headstone.
Relief washes over him and he says, "I was beginning to freak out because of that noise. I thought this place might have been haunted. What on earth are you doing here so late at night anyway?"
The old man merely continues chiseling and says "They spelled my name wrong."

There are some eerie similarities between the assassinations of President Lincoln and Kennedy...

Lincoln was elected into Congress in 1846.
JFK was elected into Congress in 1946.

Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
JFK was elected President in 1960.

Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy.
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.

A week before he died, Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before he died, Kennedy was in Marilyn Monroe.

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Credit goes to the play: The Complete History of America: Abridged

A homicidal r**... is holding hands with a little girl.

They are walking through a dense and eerie forest at night. Sounds of owls, wolves and other animals echos around. "This place is really scary sir" says the girl. The man looks around. The sound of wolves send chills down he's spine. He looks at the girl and says: "Yeah. Imagine me that I have to return by myself".

An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.

As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".

Last night there was a total eclipse of the sun...

It was quite an eclipse. The earth's shadow blocked out the sun completely. It got very dark. The temperature dropped. It was eerie. But, after a few hours, I got tired and went inside to sleep.
I hear that there will be another one tonight and every evening next week.

Eerie joke, Isn't it eerie how you can be thinking of a certain person and they just show up out of nowhere?

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The impact of these eerie jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.