The Best 11 Eels Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eels jokes. There are some eels whedon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eels moray puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Eels Jokes and Puns

Did you know that it is wrong to breed eels with eagles?

It's because it is eel-eagle.

What do electric eels like to swim in?

Fresh Watter

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

"It's a Moray."

What kind of eels can travel on land?

Wheels.

A power plant blows up near a aquarium...

and I had to be the one to tell my boss about the mutated eels. After I gathered all my courage, I said to him

Sir, the eels have fur all over them and are humanoid too!

My boss looked so surprised and asked

Fur-eel man?


The captain's supple young bride...

... fell into the bay at low tide.
You could tell by the squeals
that some of the eels
had found a dark place to hide.

Modern food, I just don't get it.

I mean, Japanese-style batter and deep fry, I've no quarrel with that. But then they start applying this to these giant salt-water eels...

*O tempura! O morays!*

Why do all these Hawaiian seals keep getting eels stuck in their shnozes?

No one nose.

A new men's cologne is in development which smells of electric eels shocking a Silicon Valley giant...

Its called Eel-on Musk.

Drug polluted rivers' eels

Some Rivers are so polluted with drugs......the river eels get high off of the cocaine. I guess you can say they were hooked.

10 Amazing facts about electric eels!

Number 7 will shock you.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eels jellyfish jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working eels upstream piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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