Edward Scissorhands Jokes
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"Edward, I gave you scissors for hands, but don't let that define who you are"
Ok. BTW what's my last name?
"Scissorhands"
Say what you want about Edward Scissorhands...
but I think he's a pretty sharp guy.
Wanna know how to defeat Edward Scissorhands?
Just throw rock.
If you ever feel like you're walking on eggshells..
Imagine Edward Scissorhands with an itchy scalp.
My mom told this to me while she was talking to my brother
Your head is so big that when you went to get a haircut they had to get Edward scissorhands for the job.
I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.
Why doesn't Edward Scissorhands like mice?
Because he prefers keyboard shortcuts!
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