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According to their own religion, even abstinence isn't 100% effective.
Three boys received their grades from their sex education instructor. One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F.
"One day we should get her for this," said the first boy.
"I agree. But what should we do?" said the second.
"I've got it!" said the third. "We can kick her in the nuts!"
It shows that two thirds of Americans don't understand fractions and the other half don't care.
So are we.
Sincerely,
Students
yep, we're ranked 53rd.
He sits down on a chair, and the interviewer starts questioning him.
"So son, where did you receive your education?"
The man replied "Yale".
The interviewer, pleasantly surprised, says "Yale? Hard to believe you went to Yale to become a janitor. So what's your name?"
The man replied "Yack Yackson".
Two boys get their report cards and notice that they both got Fs from their sex education teacher.
"I can't believe we failed sex ed," says the first boy. "My dad's gonna kill me."
"I know," says the other. "I'm so mad I could kick Mrs. Wilson in the nuts!"
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the class was over. Encountering a female friend in the hall, the friend asked, "Lori, what in the world is the matter with you? You look as if you're about to kill someone." "I am !!!" Lori fumed. "You just wait until I catch up with that Dennis. All summer long, that clown had me convinced that 'foreplay' involved tossing a coin for position."
Interviewer: So tell me, what education have you received in all of your past?
Candidate: Well I went to Yale for 4 years.
Interviewer: Yale?! Oh that's great! You've got the job! Just tell me again, what's your name?
Candidate: Yhonny Yohnson!
Because it would kill the camel
A Poison Ivy League College.
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They've left those kids a loan.
Comfortably Dumb
Because Somalia doesn't have an education system
They don't want to wear out the camel.
>Two dudes were talking about moving to US so the first dude's child will have an American education.
Dude1: My wife and I were thinking that we should move to the US so our kid will have an American education?
Dude2: You dont want to do that.
Dude1: Why?
Dude2: You are telling me you want to send your child to a place where people cant tell the difference between a clock and a bomb?
At a small university there is the director of the Sociology program, the director of the Religious Studies program, the director of the Anthropology program and the university president. All four of them are heading to a conference in the next town over. The directors all decide to carpool, and the president is driving his Porsche behind them. On the way to the conference the directors loose control of their vehicle and crash into oncoming traffic. It's a horrific accident. The university president manages to stop his car, gets out, witnesses the accident and exclaims...
"Oh the Humanities!"
They say you can't get a decent job without education. But look at Albert Einstein – he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the Moon!
\- Canada
"I've just had sex education in school today, Dad!
You lied to me!
You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday my boyfriend will die!"
I put down my paper: "Oh, he will sweetheart, he will.
Now instead of citing my sources on an English paper, I can just write down, "I know it, you know it, everybody knows it."
But look at Albert Einstein – he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the moon!
Now I don't have to worry about my grandkids being able to read some of my dumbest Facebook posts... or anything else, for that matter.
Coming to an end in DeVos't way imaginable.
"We don't need no education" -Devos
"All in all its just another brick in the wall" -Trump
He said, "I won't."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Cause you got one and now you're married with five kids."
If they had they would know that not investing in education science and the economy coupled with an unreasonably large military is a a good way to get worked over by Gandhi later in the game.
I could get an education
So it's not too hard on the goats.
Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the sex Education class."
Teacher: "Why?"
Schoolgirl: "Someone told me that the final exam will be Oral."
My life.
My Girlfriend.
And my education.
Good thing I have bacon.
Because the goat gets tired.
I said: "yes miss, do you know any good places to hide one?"
I put my hand up.
Special education just wasn't for me.
If you have it, it shows
They think it will help the inmates turn their lives around.
Dave's wife said to him, "If our kids are old enough to ask a question about sex, then they are old enough to be told a truthful answer."
Just then his son came home from school and asked him what a blow job was.
"Son," said Dave, "I can't remember."
At least 4 or 5.
Koalafications
Because everyone's a straight 'eh' student
I mean I hear China has kids working for Apple
But drone strikes affect your education.
Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.
18: can I buy a bottle of wine?
USA: no that's illegal & irresponsible
18: can I go $50,000 into debt for education?
USA: we encourage it
I was waiting for a green light when I saw an elderly woman walking with a small child.
The excited young girl was walking slightly faster than the old lady, so the woman yelled, Degree! Wait for me!
Intrigued by such a unique name, I got out of the car and asked why she called the girl Degree.
She said, Well, I sent her mother to college to get an education, and she came home with this instead.
Credit to u/Princess_Kookie
The bank manager noticed the new clerk was not good at counting money and adding up figures.
"Where did you get your financial education?" he asked.
"Yale," replied the lad.
"And what's your name?" barked the manager.
"Yim Yohnston," he replied.
Sometimes I hear people from Great Britain talk about how bad the education is in The US. I do get a little offended, but then I realize they are just salty because we beat them in The Civil War.
Which is why I'm glad the Catholic church has taken matters into their own hands.
And I had to spend a whole school year there. It was weird because their schools are unable to have drivers education and sex education on the same day.
Too hard for the camels.
Equality
Safety
Education
Independence
Nutrition
Love
What does a man want?
Woman
Happy Woman's Day!!
And it costs me absolutely nothing since my kids aren't that bright.
Me: I don't know. Emerg?
Wife: Nah, I want something lower stress. Hey, what about sleep medicine?
Me: Sleep medicine?
Wife: Like, helping people with sleep disorders and such. I wonder what sort of education i'd need?
Me: Probably night school.
Boarding school
Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F.
One day we should get her for this, said the first boy.
I agree. We'll grab her... said the second.
Yeah, said the third. And then we'll kick her in the nuts!
Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produce photos of their 50 ft motorhome, which is equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that the child would get.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."
Then there are doubts about raising a child in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet."
The social workers are finally satisfied.
They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long as he fits in the cannon"
As a Canadian I am outraged!
But really it makes sense.
After a few years of training an athlete is playing professionally.
After more than a decade of work and education most doctors are still practicing.
(1) Education.
(2) System.
Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor.
One got a D, the second a D-, and the third an F.
"One day we should get her for this," said the first boy. "
We'll grab her he continued. And we'll tie her up! said the second.
"Yeah," said the third. "And then we'll kick her in the nuts!"
Turns out he was asking about what was behind me on our Zoom call.
Not the best but at least we're in the top 3
Man: How do you know this?
Psychic: Mostly in tuition.
Shooting starts soon.
so he tried joining the Board of Education.
I decided to put in my two cents worth. One said that the English language is confusing. "It's," I agreed. The other said, "Oh yeah? Have you had an education on it?" "I've," I responded. "So what? You some kinda english wizard or something?" I responded simply, "Some would say: I'm."
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