The Best 35 Editor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Editor jokes. There are some editor read jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these editor worcester puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Editor Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between an ER doctor and an editor?

One has patients with comas, the other has patience with commas.

I don't think I'm well-suited for this job as a newspaper editor.

Even my blood is a Type O!

a lil' Boudreaux joke for y'all.

Mrs. Boudreaux went to the the local newspaper and said she wanted to put in the Obituary Column that Boudreaux died. They told her it would be $1.00 per word.
She said, "Here ya go, 2 dollahs - put in dere dat Boudreaux Died."
They said, "Mrs. Boudreaux, surely you want more dan dat."
She said "Mais, no, just 'Boudreaux died'."
The editor said, "Well, you a lil' upset. Bring yaself back tomorruh and you probably tink of sumtin else."
She came back the next day, and said, "Yeh, I tought of sumtin else.. 'BOAT FOR SALE'."

Editor joke, a lil' Boudreaux joke for y'all.

What do you call an editor that sleeps with a native American?

Editor in chief.

She claimed to be a copy editor

but she had no proof.


What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

If I was the editor of a magazine, I would put gametes on the cover

Because sex cells.

Editor joke, If I was the editor of a magazine, I would put gametes on the cover

Stallman, Torvalds and Knuth have a conversation.

Richard M. Stallman, Linus Torvalds, and Donald E. Knuth
engage in a discussion on whose impact
on the computerized world was the greatest.
Stallman: "God told me I have programmed the best editor in the world!"
Torvalds: "Well, God told *me* that I have programmed the best operating system in the world!"
Knuth: "Wait, wait - I never said that."

What did the erotic novel author get from his editor?

Sticky notes.

What did he get from his publisher?

A hard copy.

What does an editor do in Eastern Europe?

They Czech for errors.

A failed tv presenter, a disgraced newspaper editor and a phone hacker walk into a bar....

..and the barman says "What'll it be, Piers?"

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What do you call a satisfied video editor?

Content creator.

How did the editor fix the writer's article about appreciation for a certain valuable mineral?

Retraction

The following headline appeared in the daily newspaper and threw the city hall into an uproar: "Half the city council are crooks."

A retraction in full was demanded of the editor under the threat of a libel suit. Next afternoon, the headline read, "Half the city council aren't crooks."

"Fake News, inevitably, will be the death of us all"

(~Napoleon Bonaparte; Washington Post Chief Editor circa 1612 A.D.)

What do you call a blind editor?

A grammar not-see.

Editor joke, What do you call a blind editor?

My audio editor keeps shutting down unexpectedly while I'm working.

The Audacity.

Why was Buzzfeed's editor found dead in the bathroom?

Because number two shocked him.

Being a writer is enjoyable...

But the job of editor is more rewording.


An emo became a perfect film editor

An emo became a perfect film editor... he made very accurate cuts

She was upset when the Sunday puzzle's clues were wrong

She called the newspaper's editor, and had cross words with him

Cause and Effect in the News

A newspaper editor missed this headline: "State population to double by 2040; babies to blame."

Why was Buzzfeed's chief editor found dead in the bathroom?

He couldn't believe number two would shock him.

The editor rejected my book, he said my metaphores are incomprehensible...

I'm sad as a coconut.

I applied to get a job as a video editor.

Didn't make the final cut.

What made you become an editor?

Well to cut a long story short......

A Wikipedia editor is pulled over for speeding

\[citation needed\]

A copy editor walks into a bar and orders a beer.

"I'm giving up the past tense for Lend," he tells the bartender.

My editor told me he didn't like my citation formatting

He didn't like id., et al.

Why did you decide to become an editor?

Well, to cut a long story short...

To cut a long story short,

I became a film editor.

What does a photo editor and a farmer have in common?

They both make good crops.

The chief editor of the New York Times is traveling in the Amazon jungle

He travels deep into the jungle hoping to write a story about a tribe of cannibals.

After a couple of weeks he finally locates the tribe and starts spying on them from behind some trees.

He feels a tap on the shoulder and he quickly gets captured and finds himself tied up and looks down and sees a spit with glowing coals warming up below him.

He screams for mercy and says You don't understand, I'm the chief editor of the New York Times!! .

The head cannibal replied, relax…

Soon you'll be the editor in chief…

What's the difference between AN editor and THE editor?

A definite vs indefinite article.

People have often asked me why I wanted to become a film editor.

Well, to cut a long story short...

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